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MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:44 PM Dec 2015

Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun 'mass farting' protest

This cracked me up and these idiots doing the fake mas shooting thing are just that, idiots. They deserved to have a massive group of counter-protesters fart in their general direction.

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Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun 'mass farting' protest

By Lauren McGaughy Published 4:18 pm, Saturday, December 12, 2015

AUSTIN - Pro-gun demonstrators staging a mock mass shooting near the University of Texas at Austin on Saturday were overwhelmed in number and ferocity by a large group of counter-protesters wielding dildos and machines that generated fart sounds.

"This isn't about guns necessarily. This is about scaring our community. This is about a choice between fear and a little bit of good humor," Andrew Dobbs, a UT alumnus who organized the "mass farting" counter-protest told the crowd. "We are in a scary time right now and lots of scary things are happening, and some people want us to be more afraid."

"I choose to believe that fear is not the solution to the threat of our time. That laughing in the face of fear is a courageous act and toting a gun around everywhere you go, maybe not so much," he added. "When you come to my community, to the university that I love, and you threaten the lives of my friends, what I have to say is, I'm going to fart in your face!"

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http://www.chron.com/about/article/ut-austin-texas-dildos-mass-farting-fart-protest-6694231.php
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Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun 'mass farting' protest (Original Post) MohRokTah Dec 2015 OP
I'm sure it will be just as effective as everything else they've done lately... friendly_iconoclast Dec 2015 #1
No kidding. The SIB* is always so amusing to follow. pablo_marmol Dec 2015 #14
both protests were Duckhunter935 Dec 2015 #2
But one was purposely so. n/m El Supremo Dec 2015 #5
Meeting idiotic protesters with ridiculing is a time honored tradition MohRokTah Dec 2015 #6
very true Duckhunter935 Dec 2015 #7
Great!... El Supremo Dec 2015 #3
Maybe so? pocoloco Dec 2015 #10
That's awesome! deathrind Dec 2015 #4
I fart in your general direction iandhr Dec 2015 #8
OMG that is hilarious Amimnoch Dec 2015 #9
Little did I know Ellen Forradalom Dec 2015 #11
Pass the beans! oldandhappy Dec 2015 #12
I assume frijoles refritos were had by all beforehand KamaAina Dec 2015 #13
Beans, beans, the musical fruit. Nitram Dec 2015 #15
Nothing like being stuck in a car packman Dec 2015 #16
I don't know about any other DU MEMBER: greiner3 Dec 2015 #17
An activist friend Did as you suggested in the late 60s when Kissinger visited... Eleanors38 Dec 2015 #20
Know the difference between a saloon and an elephant's fart?... Eleanors38 Dec 2015 #18
Keep Austin Weird! KamaAina Dec 2015 #19
The best (weirdest) demo in Austin was an anti-Klan counter-protest... Eleanors38 Dec 2015 #21
What were they, a bunch of Moonies? KamaAina Dec 2015 #22
 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
13. I assume frijoles refritos were had by all beforehand
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 01:20 PM
Dec 2015

like marathoners load up on carbs. "Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you..." Well, you get the idea.

 

packman

(16,296 posts)
16. Nothing like being stuck in a car
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 02:05 PM
Dec 2015

a small VW bug, at that, in freezing ass weather so you can't lower the windows with 3 young boys on a four hour trip who think farting is the funniest thing in the world.

Ahh, memories.
 

greiner3

(5,214 posts)
17. I don't know about any other DU MEMBER:
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 02:06 PM
Dec 2015

But with that title all I could think of is the bean dinner of blazing saddles ( actually I just thought this is the reason for the title???) then the protesters lining up and 'blasting the gun nuts' with a 1000 gun salute. But fart machines. That's a let down but still funny

 

Eleanors38

(18,318 posts)
20. An activist friend Did as you suggested in the late 60s when Kissinger visited...
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 04:29 PM
Dec 2015

the UT campus. He and his buddies tanked up on beans and cabbage a few hours before, then got on the front row. He said you couldn't See after a while.

"Rooty-toot-toot, three times she shot right through that hardwood door."
-- Frankie and Johnny (var.)

 

Eleanors38

(18,318 posts)
18. Know the difference between a saloon and an elephant's fart?...
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 04:24 PM
Dec 2015

One's a barroom, and the other's a bar-ROOM!

 

Eleanors38

(18,318 posts)
21. The best (weirdest) demo in Austin was an anti-Klan counter-protest...
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 04:35 PM
Dec 2015

...at the Capitol bldg some 25 yrs ago. A rented school bus disgorged the regulars of the Saxon Pub in South Austin onto the lawn. They then arrayed before the KKK, in hoods and all, turned around, and mooned en masse. Funny, seeing attempts to blot out hindquarters and swinging junk. The Klan looked at each other and packed it out, never came back.

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