Last call for circumcision, breast feeding, pit bull, smoking, PETA, Olive Garden posts before DU

[Renew Deal]

goes down (not like Trump).

Merry Christmas Buzzards!

[hobbit709]

1. You left out Kudzu and cornflake chicken.

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. No cornflake chicken

Not when I have a Costco-Size box of Kelloggs brand "Sugar Frosted Flakes"!

[tammywammy]

2. Moon bombing.

[Renew Deal]

3. Obama defiled mother moon!

Pass the smelling salts

[tammywammy]

22. It was going to mess with womens menses!!!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. i don't have a foresking in the circumcision debate, don't smoke, have a cat, and no olives in our

garden. I don't recall if I was breast fed or not.

[Initech]

5. Who wants some breadsticks???

[kentauros]

8. If they are GMO, then no.

[NaturalHigh]

6. I just bought a new vaping box to cut back on my smoking.

[bluedigger]

7. Will I need to show my receipts before I exit the building?

[LiberalArkie]

9. Everyone come over to discussionist.com . I am trying my best to have a slight Coup d'état

over there. Everyone is welcome. Even the HRC folks. The more the merrier

[JudyM]

61. Lemme guess... Are you ArkieLiberal? :). Nt

[LiberalArkie]

63. Well, I guess if some letters were reversed and I decided to fill up DI

with DU articles, Well I could see it happening. Check late breaking news.

[pangaia]

10. Does anybody know for how long DU will be down?

[pinboy3niner]

13. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10134856

[LiberalArkie]

65. Check late breaking news.

[pangaia]

73. thanks

[X_Digger]

11. And Kale! Can't forget Kale. n/t

[Brother Buzz]

12. No mention of Oscar the Mixed Animal?

[struggle4progress]

14. When we were at Olive Garden the other day, my partner decided to circumcise our child,

since we finally had some downtime. I had started to order the cornflake chicken as he grabbed the butter knife, and I didn't immediately notice him lighting up a fine Bolivar Belicoso, but when I finally did notice, I began to dig in my purse for a quarter so I could call PETA to report him. "Are you blind?" I shouted "Can't you see I'm breast-feeding our pitbull Kudzu?" Some men are so cluesless

[Arugula Latte]

15. You may have committed a federal crime by wishing us Merry Christmas.

Expect a knock on your door presently.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

19. No need to knock - I have a door buzzard. nt

[Maynar]

50. Beat me to it!

[JudyM]

64. Better wipe you feet. Nt

[Throd]

16. I don't post with you...

and seat belt laws are an affront to my freedom...

[monmouth4]

17. So, this means I will have to actually watch the Sunday chat shows instead of coming here to find

out if anyone said anything outrageous. Dunno if I can do this or not. I may have to trek on over to Discussionist for a trial run. See you all on the other side..

[Quackers]

18. PETA denied my pit bull his circumcision

PETA denied my pit bull his circumcision because he is still breastfeeding and lives in a home of smokers.....fuck it! I'm going to Olive Garden. I hear they let their workers keep the tips.

[Eleanors38]

24. Breast-feeding and smoking? Nah, they were too chicken.

[Doctor_J]

20. I was a bottle baby

[randome]

21. No, you weren't.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[Doctor_J]

23. test tube baby?

[pinboy3niner]

27. Getting warmer...

[MisterP]

51. Bokanovsky method or just a pot tot?

just take a gramme

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. How about a nice sex thread?

Is the fun still over?

[Renew Deal]

39. Where do I find one of those little purple "spades" DU was advertising?

And some meat videos?

[greatauntoftriplets]

40. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I don't know.

Do you think I ever read those sex threads?

[Renew Deal]

44. Do you remember the ads for vibrators?

They were "massagers" or something like that. They looked like ads for small hand held shovels.

There were also ads for some gruesome anti-meat video. The ad on DU showed something like a skinned goat.

[greatauntoftriplets]

83. I must have blocked them from my mind.

They sound extremely gross, like something you wouldn't want to remember.

[csziggy]

28. Final Countdown music!

[House of Roberts]

52. It's what you do...

if this is a commercial for Geico.

[merrily]

29. LOL! Meta!

[Renew Deal]

38. Hey now. Let's not get excited.

[wildeyed]

30. You forgot spanking!

[AngryAmish]

31. MODS ARE BUSY!!?? SEX THREADS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

Fuck the police.

[Kaleva]

37. You're yelling (all caps) and swearing.

And so close to Baby Jesus's B-Day.

[Buzz Clik]

32. Buzzards?

[Kaleva]

34. It's an epic thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7423760

[Buzz Clik]

36. Whoa. Nearly 500 replies? And a sensitive OP author.

[Liberal_in_LA]

33. Lol

[yuiyoshida]

35. YOU FORGOT BOMBING THE MOON!!!

geeze best DU MEME eva!

[DeadLetterOffice]

41. When posting about these topics, please also be sure to...

... cite a source that at least half our membership will find objectionable.

[LiberalElite]

43. .

[LiberalElite]

42. What, no anti-vaxxers? eom

[Renew Deal]

46. Why? Why not?

[LiberalElite]

48. ok now you confused me -

answering a question with TWO questions...

[47of74]

45. Got them all done today.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

47. Dr. Oz is a GREAT LIBERAL!

Why do you hate Michelle Obama?

[MisterP]

49. now in comic form!

http://www.cracked.com/article_17607_the-5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell.html

[Bobbie Jo]

53. Cornflake Chicken Recipies, anyone??

See you guys on the other side.

[LiberalEsto]

54. I forgot to breast-feed the kudzu again

and the Olive Garden Security Police beat me with breadsticks.

[SHRED]

55. More skin is removed during circumcision...

...than the skin covering the entire penis.

It's not your's so leave it the fuck alone!

[passiveporcupine]

56. You left out religion, Muslim refugees and most important of all

The kittehs!

[sarge43]

59. Would cat herding be acceptable?

[passiveporcupine]

84. Instead of get along little dogies

Rollin rollin rollin...Keep them kitties rollin, Rawhide!

It's get along little kitties!

I like it!

[8 track mind]

57. Jade Helm!!!1!1!11!!!!

OMG, oh noes and stuff......

[8 track mind]

72. I'm right everyone else is wrong

so there!

[8 track mind]

76. shut up. n/t

[8 track mind]

78. no, you shut up! n/t

[8 track mind]

79. Your mother was a hamster! n/t

[8 track mind]

80. Your father smelt of elderberries! n/t

[8 track mind]

81. you smell! n/t

[8 track mind]

82. Poopy pants! n/t

[lpbk2713]

58. Anyone for a North vs South OP?

Refighting the Civil War is always good for a hundred or more posts.

Even though nothing is ever decided.

[AwakeAtLast]

60. Laura Branigan and Kirstie Alley are feeling left out

[Spitfire of ATJ]

62. Let's not forget the "Not EVERYONE in Texas (or the South)" meme.

[NRaleighLiberal]

66. chem trailz! more chem trailz!

[Brother Buzz]

67. Don't tutch the but

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7950254

I'll see you guys on the other side.

[JudyM]

68. Hillary dis and Bernie dat. Nt

[Kali]

69. what about the spirit of Margaret Thatcher?

[Flying Squirrel]

70. Indoor cats! Save the birds!!!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

71. How about bad jokes?

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, "Amen."

[JanMichael]

74. 1. sure, 2. not in public, 3. douchebag breed, 4. if you got them, 5. better than meat industry, 6.

6. huh?

anyone who disagrees with 3 and 5 can blow me. the others are soooo first world problems. well maybe5 an 3 are too...wait they all are.

[Docreed2003]

75. If the exit door has a "Merry Christmas" mat....

I don't think I can cross the threshold, the buzzard is too powerful

[DrDan]

77. 2001er here - imo nothing competes with the door buzzards

of course it is more fresh on the mind . . . so there is that . . .