The Duggars Will Help You Steal A Baby In Five Days Or Less, Maybe
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The Duggars Will Help You Steal A Baby In Five Days Or Less, Maybe
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Are they giggling because they stealed a baby???
Doesn’t it blow when you want a baby but you ain’t got no baby, and they won’t let you take home the first one you see at the baby store? That’s when you have to get on your knees and say “Dear Jesus and also the thousands of Duggars who sitteth on His lap, obviously,” and explain in your prayer that you want a baby, in Jesus’s name, Amen.
That is apparently what happened, according to the Duggar Family Blog, for some couple named Todd and Donna McCoskey. They had an older child, but they ain’t had no baby. Then the Duggars got involved and they had a baby within FIVE DAYS, according to a new documentary called “Here, Take One Of These Duggar-Squeaks, Mom And Dad Won’t Notice.” Just fooling, it is called “The 5 Day Adoption,” and it’s obviously very special:
Is it possible to carry out an adoption in less than one week? For Todd and Barbara McCoskey, stars in the new documentary The 5 Day Adoption, the answer is yes. Five days after prayerfully beginning the adoption process, the McCoskeys welcomed their newborn daughter Christina into their family.
A network of Christians around the country, including Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, came alongside Todd and Barbara to make this adoption possible. That’s kind of lovely. Wait, no it isn’t. It seems … unsafe? inadvisable? downright fucking stupid? … to make an adoption happen that fast.
Here, have a movie trailer, it’s BALLS-OUT creepy:
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Read more at http://wonkette.com/596784/the-duggars-will-help-you-steal-a-baby-in-five-days-or-less-maybe#UPzGhuMhtAqelLAk.99
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