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Mr.Bill

(24,305 posts) Wed Dec 9, 2015, 10:40 PM Dec 2015

Texas Joke

A Dallas businessman was having breakfast in a coffee shop and he said to his waitress: "You know, when Rick Perry was in office he created more jobs than any other governor."

The waitress replied "Yeah, I know. I've got three of them."