OH GOD, What possibly can go wrong with this

[packman]

Last edited Thu Dec 10, 2015, 08:21 PM - Edit history (1)

"Gun loving groups in Austin, Texas, have hit on a fabulous idea to promote their cause (said cause being the idea that everyone should be heavily armed at all times): they’re going to stage a fake mass shooting at the University of Texas.

They’ll be using actors with cardboard weapons, because that’s the only way to simulate a mass shooting that doesn’t end up with a lot of people dead. This way, nobody dies except the bad guy, and the good guys with guns save the day! Total fantasy-land"


http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/45347_Texas_Gun_Lovers_to_Stage_Mock_Mass_Shooting_at_UT

[lame54]

1. If only all massacres were scripted...

we could get outcome we desire

[VanillaRhapsody]

2. I think they should use the sex toys

that are being photoshopped into their hero politicians hands!

[Eleanors38]

3. "Attack of the Fifty-foot Salami!"

[7wo7rees]

4. This can't be real! OMG! Site of one of 1st mass shootings

in the US.

[KG]

5. latest heart-warming responsible ammosexual story...

[AuntPatsy]

6. The fantasy thing for live humans did not work out to well thanks to Orson Wells

ability to prove humans often mistake the two to our ever lasting horror and shame...

Big sigh

[0rganism]

7. what happens if someone doesn't get that it's staged?

what if a "good guy with a gun" sees this uh... reenactment?... doesn't know it's fake, and decides to take action?

what could possibly go wrong here?

i'm hoping they're all such crappy actors that no one would believe it anyway.

[yuiyoshida]

8. Maybe they should use super soakers

[Wilms]

12. Loaded with beer!

[yuiyoshida]

13. ftw

[patsimp]

9. can you imagine walking everywhere with increasingly heavy and powerful weaponry?

what a crazy world the Nra is hoisting on us.

[spanone]

10. in a real situation these punks would be the first to shit their britches

life's pretty easy when it's a simulation

[ileus]

11. I wouldn't let anyone take a picture of me with an SKS.

[hifiguy]

14. Oy vey. Jeezus, ammosexuals are idiots beyond description.