SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

[Agnosticsherbet]

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future of sex has been published in partnership with Bondara, one of UK’s leading sex toy shops.

By 2030 virtual sex will become as casual as browsing porn websites and by 2035 many will have toys that interact with virtual reality, according to the report. In fact, high-income groups could begin to use some forms of robot sex as early as 2025, before the practice overtakes sex between humans fully by 2050.

He is a real sex machine.

[lame54]

1. But can he open a jar of pickles?

[Agnosticsherbet]

2. What ever Pickles wants, pickels gets.

And, little man, little Pickles wants you

[FrodosPet]

7. Better than we can is my bet

Personally, I found that brute strength is not the answer. The best way is to "burp" it by turning the jar upside down and smacking it with the heel of my palm a couple times. Then make sure to put equal, steady twisting pressure all around the lid.

[notadmblnd]

13. Yeah, but do you hollar out "whos your daddy" while you're doing it?

nt

[FrodosPet]

24. Does't everybody?

That's how I was taught.

[Hepburn]

16. Add...

...smacking the lid with the non-biz end of a dinner knife before burping its bottom.

Works for me every time!

[merrily]

14. Run the lid under hot water for a minute or so, then grab a towel, get a good grip and turn.

I would never have married a man who refused to deal with a spider in the house, though.

I don't ask for much, but the spider is non-negotiable.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

38. The sexbots could have friggin' laser beams on their heads for the spiders.

[merrily]

42. Too late for me, though. I already married the spider whisperer.

[A Little Weird]

57. Spider killing laser robots?!?

Be still my heart!

[OriginalGeek]

50. Spiders I can deal with

I'll trap them and move them outside as I don't like to kill them.

It's roaches that make me queasy. I don't like the pop they make when squashed.

[Katashi_itto]

3. Cool to see the MRAs reaction to this ...lol

Likely they will become busy trying to one up each other with the latest models.

[pintobean]

40. Male Robot Apparatus?

[Katashi_itto]

41. Men's Rights Activists

Generally highly misogynistic. I know a few. Essentially grown men who never got out of puberty who think they are owed sleepovers by women because they are so awesome. Gamergate is an example. Haven't seen to many in the martial arts field (except for the frauds) since you actually have to get up off your butt in M.A.

Heres a much better definition:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_rights_movement

[pintobean]

43. I know

I was joking.
For a while, a small group was accusing a large portion of male DUers of being MRAs, and even some of the women.
Thank god that's over.

[Katashi_itto]

45. Oh heck I am sorry. I misunderstood. Well that same crew is still around

so it's just a matter of time before that meme starts getting resurrected again.

[Binkie The Clown]

4. Finally, a solution to the population explosion. n/t

[Buzz Clik]

5. don't forget the fem-bots.

Austin Powers:

Mudd's Women, Star Trek (original):

[Kelvin Mace]

12. Actually,

Mudd's Women were not androids (or more accurately gynedroids). They were real women enhanced by drugs.

You are thinking of the Alice series in I, Mudd.

[Buzz Clik]

18. My bad.

[Kelvin Mace]

19. The Trekkie Strikes Back

[Buzz Clik]

20. Yeah, I'm clearly a pretender...

[LeftyMom]

6. .

[Habibi]

60. That's awesome!

[Kelvin Mace]

8. Uh, no, the real sex machine is

Shaft!

Damn right.

[Yavin4]

54. They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha.... n/t

[Kelvin Mace]

58. Shut your mouth!

[Yavin4]

59. But I'm talkin' about Shaft. Then we can dig it. n/t

[Kelvin Mace]

64. Hey!!!

You stole my line!!

[Eleanors38]

9. "90% of sex is smell." Hope them bots stink rite. nt

[jamzrockz]

11. He also cannot be cold

and heartless. The problem is I see with this project is that they are making it for the wrong gender

[VanillaRhapsody]

56. No they aren't

Men can already be replaced by a machine in the "off" position!




All we need is the pickle jar opening, spider removal and someone to listen to us and we are all set!!....

[KamaAina]

10. I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you

I'm just a love machine, a huggin', kissin' thing...

[Hepburn]

15. Whoa...adding THAT to my Christmas list!

Bet it does not leave the seat up on the John either!

[Go Vols]

17. Already a female version @ $7k

http://www.truecompanion.com/shop/roxxxy-truecompanion-sex-robot/roxxxy/

[merrily]

30. Apparently, they are at least trying to make them look like women. The "male" in the photo above is

just totally creepy.

[Orsino]

21. Great: a robot that sits around the house jerking off. n/t

[RKP5637]

29. LOL!!!

[RKP5637]

37. I wonder, is this the bisexual model?

Or is that an option! I've got a list of things I'd like on mine!

[getagrip_already]

22. looks like it won't be skeletans in pol's closets...

but butt bot's we hear about when R's get caught with their pickles in the juice.......

[cyberswede]

46. Ugh.

[MoonRiver]

23. Maybe I am just too old,

but that is the creepiest thing I have ever seen!

[valerief]

25. Remember the series My Living Doll?

Newmar still looks great!

[Rex]

26. YELLING ABOUT IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD!

What!!??? I can't hear you with all this yelling going on!

[Agnosticsherbet]

36. sadly, the title of the article was in all caps, but i am whispering in this reply

to balance out the noise.

[Rex]

53. Hehe...

be vey vey quiet I am huntin wabbits!

[leftofcool]

27. I am so getting one of those. Do they come with warmers?

[merrily]

28. The woman is appealing to me much more than is the robot.

[steve2470]

31. But will "he" roll over and go to sleep after sex ?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[ret5hd]

51. Only if you hit the right buttons.

[ileus]

32. Wasn't this in a movie once...

[Autumn Colors]

33. Yes, a Steven Spielberg movie, no less ....

It was in A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. Jude Law played one of those robots.

[NaturalHigh]

34. Does this mean I can finally just watch the late edition of Sportscenter?

[Lint Head]

35. Robots can't procreated. So when all women die from old age female robots will be companions to

male robots and all real desires and sentiments will be lost. So sex will be moot.

[Tree-Hugger]

39. If by sex robot you mean

......he can cook, clean, FOLD laundry, and build IKEA furniture without crying then I am not interested.

If Data told me he was fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques, I would hope that he meant he could fold fitted sheets, cook a heavenly roast, and shovel snow. Mmmmmm.....sexy.

In all seriousness - you can already get "Real Dolls" in any gender for your sexual fancies.

[getagrip_already]

47. anyone remember sleeper?

Specifically the oragasmatron?

[Glassunion]

44. Will it be like a Makita Drill set?

You know, you get the drill, but it's all the attachments that make it worthwhile.

Snap-On tool manufacturing could make a fortune.

You just build the robot, give "him" a key-less chuck so you can swap out on the fly as needed. You may be in the mood for a Steel-Step style attachment, but you end up needing a countersink to get you to O-Town.

[nolabear]

48. I'll just leave this here:

[Katashi_itto]

49. Thank god. I can finally get some sleep.

[bluedigger]

52. Against their will?

That doesn't seem right.

[Yavin4]

55. Oh yeah? What about contracting a computer virus?

Did anyone think about that?

[lumberjack_jeff]

61. Do they come with credit cards?

if no, then it would seem that the replacement is not complete.

[lindysalsagal]

62. OK but he's gotta be 98° and no snoring. And close the eyes.

I'd settle for a great foot massage, actually.

[madokie]

63. methinks

someone is spending way too much time on porn sites. I'm not talking about anyone here, rather the author of this piece.

It'll be a cold day in hell before a machine will take the place of real sex with either women or men