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Tired of violence, doctor offers penile enlargements for assault riflesDecember 31, 2012 By Dead Serious News
Over the years, Dr. Washington has performed thousands of penile enlargement surgeries. In conversing casually with her male patients, they all have one thing in common. Their small penises force these men to compensate in other areas of their existence. According to Dr. Washington, men with the smallest penises tend to own assault rifles. I dont ask my patients if they own guns, but meagerly endowed men tend to bring up their assault gun collection during our consultation. I have seen this time and time again over the years, asserts Dr. Washington.
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)the best satire always has a nice fat grain of truth at its core.
I've actually had to explain to people on DU that that's what makes it funny.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Why are we not talking about how this is a male cultural problem?
snooper2
(30,151 posts)Since the raised such nice well adjusted young men
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)I yell, "MICROPENIS!!!"
or "PUBIES!"
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)More along the lines of,"Because nothing says tiny penis quite like a Hummer." Not yelled, loud enough to hear as I walk past their double-space parked vehicle in the H-E-B parking lot.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)To me, a Hummer says, "I Have bad taste and LOTS of money to spend, because I need a heavily armored combat ready truck, minus the turret and guns, to make people get out of my way in Houston."
There's a joke that people that own Hummers cannot get a real "hummer" (blow job) because they're repulsive.
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't date a Republican.
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)"Now what am I going to do with all these AK-47s? Quick! Call the National Guard and tell them I have a sweet deal for them!"
TipTok
(2,474 posts)... the genitalia of the opposition.
linuxman
(2,337 posts)I'd be me at age twelve.
For all the talk of fixations, there sure is a kettle out there that's sick to death of being called black.
My penis sends its regards and thanks for being thought about by so many.