Ted Cruz selling ugly Christmas sweater for Cyber Monday 2015 (GRAPHIC WARNING)

[TexasTowelie]

Never fear, Ted Cruz fans, his campaign is making sure this holiday season you have your very own festive Cruz Christmas sweater for all those crucial December happenings.

Late Sunday night the Ted Cruz for 2016 campaign sent out an email blast touting a “Cyber Monday” sale of Cruz for president gear. Yes, the junior U.S. senator from Texas is joining the likes of Amazon and throwing a cyber-sale.

The featured item is a red Christmas sweater with the Texas Republican presidential candidate’s face in the middle of the chest, flanked by two “Don’t Tread On Me” snakes, with a White House directly under it all.

The sweater would likely make quite the conversation piece at that office holiday party. The sweaters are slated to begin shipping next week with three-day shipping available.

Read more: http://www.chron.com/news/politics/us/article/Ted-Cruz-selling-ugly-Christmas-sweater-for-Cyber-6664536.php

[countingbluecars]

1. Yuck! Talk about the War on Christmas.

BTW where is the Merry Christmas on that sweater?

[DetlefK]

2. For a moment I thought... that shadow under his nose...

[rurallib]

3. a sweater that shouts "I AM A DUMB FUCK"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Oh, wait, those are snakes.

I thought they were poop emojis.



Honestly, if someone did have a sweater with Ted Cruz's face surrounded by poop emojis, I might actually consider buying it for the sake of irony.

[LiberalEsto]

5. Where's the eye bleach?

Ow!