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davidpdx

(22,000 posts)
9. Sounds like a good idea
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:52 AM
Nov 2015

Me: "Welcome back Dad. You had a stroke in 2003 and it is now 2033.
Dad: "Around, and around, and around, and around."
Me: "Did you guys also make one of those chambers where you can freeze people because I think I've already gotten sick of him."

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
11. "Tommy, we brought your father back to life but you never play with him!"
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 11:00 AM
Nov 2015

"He just sits in the closet!"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
12. With only 5 employees for this company, I don't think it's anything serious.
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 11:01 AM
Nov 2015

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

Javaman

(62,530 posts)
15. it's times like this I like to refer to The Princess Bride...
Mon Nov 30, 2015, 11:31 AM
Nov 2015

Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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