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Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool (Original Post) FLPanhandle Nov 2015 OP
link didn't work for me yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #1
Ian Flemming for me. :D roguevalley Nov 2015 #92
H. P. Lovecraft, too Brother Buzz Nov 2015 #2
Whoa, me, too - but looks like lots of us!1 UTUSN Nov 2015 #83
Now I put in one of my "poems" and got: Stephen KING!1 UTUSN Nov 2015 #87
Tried two different posts and got Vladimir Nabokov and Margaret Mitchell. hobbit709 Nov 2015 #3
Apparently I am a Lovecraftian, too (though I am not convinced). nt tblue37 Nov 2015 #4
Uh-oh, looks like we're in trouble!1 UTUSN Nov 2015 #85
Tool may need some tweaking: I got Chuck Palahniuk. struggle4progress Nov 2015 #5
Tool is brilliant: I got William Shakespeare magical thyme Nov 2015 #63
:) struggle4progress Nov 2015 #66
I pasted four different excerpts... meaculpa2011 Nov 2015 #6
I expected that to happen to me but it didn't. Jim Lane Nov 2015 #98
Mario Puzo, whom I have never read muriel_volestrangler Nov 2015 #7
I can't even imagine... TipTok Nov 2015 #8
David Foster Wallace. hifiguy Nov 2015 #9
I'm perpetually stuck about halfway through infinite jest Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #31
I often found myself Alittleliberal Nov 2015 #68
Dan Brown JustAnotherGen Nov 2015 #10
I got Bart Simpson. Hoppy Nov 2015 #11
Gertrude Stein TuxedoKat Nov 2015 #12
Do you repeat yourself repeatedly? merrily Nov 2015 #78
Margaret Atwood, for one. Hemingway, for another. Solly Mack Nov 2015 #13
I also got Lovecraft, which I reject TlalocW Nov 2015 #14
Kurt Vonnegut sakabatou Nov 2015 #15
You win. Vonnegut was as good as writing can be. hifiguy Nov 2015 #19
I got Vonnegut too LiberalEsto Nov 2015 #22
He was the master. So it goes. Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #37
Me too. nt Zorra Nov 2015 #74
Last time I did that, I got Tolstoy KamaAina Nov 2015 #16
J.D. Salinger. Ron Obvious Nov 2015 #17
I write like Robert Louis Stevenson csziggy Nov 2015 #18
I got David Foster Wallace and later Oscar Wilde... CTyankee Nov 2015 #20
Hope you don't end up edhopper Nov 2015 #30
oh great...now, please god... CTyankee Nov 2015 #56
Stephen King frogmarch Nov 2015 #21
I got him, too. Plus Cory Doctorow for a different sample. pnwmom Nov 2015 #24
Raymond Chandler edhopper Nov 2015 #23
i think that is cool... CTyankee Nov 2015 #25
Yeah edhopper Nov 2015 #28
I'd gladly wear that badge with honor Brother Buzz Nov 2015 #38
I only wish edhopper Nov 2015 #39
HP Lovecraft here as well tularetom Nov 2015 #26
I write like Kurt Vonnegut notadmblnd Nov 2015 #27
David Foster Wallace. Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #29
Dan Brown. Not bad I guess though I was sort of hoping for Steinbeck. bklyncowgirl Nov 2015 #32
Me, too. :) Blue_In_AK Nov 2015 #34
As an aspiring writer a best-selling author ain't bad though. bklyncowgirl Nov 2015 #69
Dan Brown? Blue_In_AK Nov 2015 #33
H G Wells demwing Nov 2015 #35
David Foster Wallace from my longer writing. Stephen King from tweet-length stuff. H.P. Lovecraft Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #36
Dan Quayle MannyGoldstein Nov 2015 #40
LOL FLPanhandle Nov 2015 #50
Arthur Conan Doyle SadWingsOfDestiny Nov 2015 #41
Love the JP handle vt_native Nov 2015 #93
I'm not saying... panader0 Nov 2015 #42
Aw, come on. I copped to Puzo. merrily Nov 2015 #79
David Foster Wallace (while inebriated) etherealtruth Nov 2015 #43
Vladimir Nabokov... ? Why him? closeupready Nov 2015 #44
I write like Chuck Palahniuk Heddi Nov 2015 #45
I used the "New Age Bullshit Generator" edhopper Nov 2015 #46
Jack London. W_HAMILTON Nov 2015 #47
David Foster Wallace PufPuf23 Nov 2015 #48
I plugged in a poem............. CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2015 #49
J. D. Salinger BlueJazz Nov 2015 #51
I plugged in an Oscar Wilde quote edhopper Nov 2015 #52
Well, I thought we might have a game here muriel_volestrangler Nov 2015 #53
try another quote edhopper Nov 2015 #55
I tried another bit of Wells, and it got it right again muriel_volestrangler Nov 2015 #64
I think word choice edhopper Nov 2015 #75
Another Steven King.... catnhatnh Nov 2015 #54
Since I do not know how to post a sample of my writing I jwirr Nov 2015 #57
George Orwell magical thyme Nov 2015 #58
omg...William Shakespeare!!!!!!! magical thyme Nov 2015 #59
Not gonna bother. OilemFirchen Nov 2015 #60
i got dan brown. drray23 Nov 2015 #61
I got H P Lovecraft, too Punkingal Nov 2015 #62
David Foster Wallace LiberalElite Nov 2015 #65
I also got DFW Alittleliberal Nov 2015 #67
As usual, w0nderer Nov 2015 #70
James Joyce iwillalwayswonderwhy Nov 2015 #71
Me too! Sheldon Cooper Nov 2015 #94
Vladimir Nabokov's Books. hunter Nov 2015 #72
Gertrude Stein treestar Nov 2015 #73
LOLOL! Mario Puzo. I'm going to take that as meaning my writing is gangsta. merrily Nov 2015 #76
I think it's just sifting vocabulary rather than sentence structure or anything really Marr Nov 2015 #77
Cory Doctorow pugetres Nov 2015 #80
Same here, including the Google. hay rick Nov 2015 #88
I put in some of my mathy stuff. rogerashton Nov 2015 #81
Wow! James Fenimore Cooper? Who Knew? tech3149 Nov 2015 #82
I pasted in a DU post from the other day and got King. Codeine Nov 2015 #84
Try putting in a sample of a major author's work and see if it matches to them. Orrex Nov 2015 #86
I just entered the opening paragraph of Gone With the Wind magical thyme Nov 2015 #91
William Gibson. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #89
Kurt Vonnegut eom mrmpa Nov 2015 #90
Interesting, but odd. StrayKat Nov 2015 #95
Jack Torrance. Scurrilous Nov 2015 #96
e e cummings, but then I don't capitalize on myour phone Scuba Nov 2015 #97

UTUSN

(70,725 posts)
85. Uh-oh, looks like we're in trouble!1
Thu Nov 26, 2015, 12:26 AM
Nov 2015

*********QUOTE********

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/2013/08/30/cthulhu-fhtagn-in-defense-of-h-p-lovecraft-george-r-r-martin-and-other-bad-writers/

[font size=5]Cthulhu fhtagn: In Defense of H.P. Lovecraft, George R.R. Martin, and Other Bad Writers[/font]
Peter Damien did notice that Lovecraft would have turned 123 this year. He wonders why anyone cares:

Because the fact is…he was a godawful writer. He was so bad. I really cannot stress this enough. I’m aware that the quality of a writer’s fiction is very much a matter of personal taste and not objective (and those people who mistakenly believe it is objective and matches up to their own tastes are always wrong). Still, I think we can safely agree that he was really awful as a writer, given that even people who are fans of Lovecraft don’t seem to defend his writing very much. ....

Yet Damien’s definition of good writing is too narrow. He argues that Lovecraft’s “ideas were themselves amazing things. It’s just that Lovecraft lacked the capability to do anything useful with them himself.” If that were simply true, however, no one would read Lovecraft–or remember anything that he wrote. Lovecraft was a terrible crafter of sentences and had a rather distinctly brute-force approach to exposition. Despite these shortcomings, the fictional universe he created is unforgettable, right down to the ludicrous pseudo-languages he invented for his various creations.

Lovecraft’s profound influence as a creator of worlds suggests that he was a better writer, in the crucial sense of articulating and communicating his ideas, than his more technically accomplished competitors. To criticize his stilted dialogue or Gothic affectations is to miss the point. Clumsy as he is, Lovecraft is remarkably good not only at transporting his readers to places that don’t exist, but at bringing them back with mementos from the journey. What more can we ask of a writer in the overlapping group of genres that includes SF, horror, and fantasy?

Lovecraft has a recent counterpart in George R.R. Martin, the author of the Game of Thrones series. Like Lovecraft, although in a rather different style, Martin writes terrible sentences. But he has other virtues, particularly the ability to balance and pace dozens of parallel storylines and viewpoints.


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Purple_Prose
[font size=5]Purple Prose[/font]
is an overly descriptive form of writing commonly used by amateur authors, fan-fiction writers, owners of thesauruses, and H.P Lovecraft. Unlike other elaborate prose, Purple prose is so extravagantly exuberant that it utterly destroys any trace of coherence and floods the writing with enough pretentiousness to simultaneously cream the pants of a hundred aristocrats. The "writing" technique is mostly used to pad out the length of literary works, and/or to mislead readers into believing the work has any sort of quality; the few people who do use Purple Prose as a genuine means of writing are, to quote the minds of most readers of Purple Prose, "babbling nincompoops". Many experts, such as the esteemed professor of English Robert A. Ferret, believe that Purple Prose is the literary form of Gobbledygook, but this comparison is unwarranted: while Gobbledygook simply muddles the English language, confusing most readers, Purple Prose assaults the English language, forcibly removing all that is good in it, until it's changed to a strange, hideous form that allows "life fluid" and "blood" to be synonyms.

The term Purple Prose was created by the Roman poet Quintus Horatius Flaccus, who compared it to sewing patches of purple cloth onto clothing, as purple dye was highly expensive; therefore, having purple-dyed clothing was a convenient, if not overly tacky, sign of great wealth. To quote him, he states in the timeless Ars Poetica: "If you can realistically render a cypress tree, would you include one when commissioned to paint a sailor in the midst of a shipwreck?" Truly a poetic smart arse. ....

... H.P Lovecraft's horrific descriptions of cosmic beings wouldn't be as frightening if he only described Yog-Sothoth as a "slightly unpleasant fellow", who "wasn't one to be trifled with much". ....

In Summary

I could go on insulting Purple Prose, its mother, and all its other relatives, but that would be a waste of time. Poking fun of Purple Prose would be like poking fun at a legless centipede: it's interesting to watch the frail creature writhe in pain and horror, but any insult made at the insect's expense is ultimately useless since the sheer piteousness of the bug supersedes all attempts at abuse.

*******UNQUOTE******

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
98. I expected that to happen to me but it didn't.
Thu Nov 26, 2015, 06:57 PM
Nov 2015

I posted three different sections of the last brief I wrote and each was separately evaluated as being like Jonathan Swift.

My guess is that, with such a vague thing as writing style, your experience of inconsistent results is more typical.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
9. David Foster Wallace.
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 04:50 PM
Nov 2015

Had to look him up as I read very little fiction.

It seems that this is a good thing.

TuxedoKat

(3,818 posts)
12. Gertrude Stein
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 05:09 PM
Nov 2015

Hmmm... have to check out her books, haven't read any.

Wait, I did it a second time with non-fiction and got H.P. Lovecraft, cool.

TlalocW

(15,388 posts)
14. I also got Lovecraft, which I reject
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 05:24 PM
Nov 2015

As a high school English teacher told me that my writings reminded him of James Thurber, which made me read him, and I liked the comparison.

TlalocW

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
18. I write like Robert Louis Stevenson
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 05:41 PM
Nov 2015

I posted a few paragraphs out of my blog about my grandfather and got that result. Interesting. I suspect that the similarity is because of the detail I included and the complex sentences I used.

Brother Buzz

(36,452 posts)
38. I'd gladly wear that badge with honor
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 06:42 PM
Nov 2015

The best opening paragraph in all literature, bar none:


Opening paragraph in Chandler's short story, Red Wind

"There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Ana's that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge."

bklyncowgirl

(7,960 posts)
69. As an aspiring writer a best-selling author ain't bad though.
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 08:49 PM
Nov 2015

Gotta look on the bright side. It coulda been Danielle Steel.

Ed Suspicious

(8,879 posts)
36. David Foster Wallace from my longer writing. Stephen King from tweet-length stuff. H.P. Lovecraft
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 06:39 PM
Nov 2015

for a solid paragraph.

Wallace came up repeatedly. Could be that we both live/lived in the midwest.

edhopper

(33,604 posts)
46. I used the "New Age Bullshit Generator"
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 07:10 PM
Nov 2015

and plugged it in.

It said I Write like Dan Brown.

It sure knows bullshit.

PufPuf23

(8,810 posts)
48. David Foster Wallace
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 07:14 PM
Nov 2015

Margaret Atwood
Jonathon Swift
Edgar Allan Poe

Results from 4 multiple paragraph samples of prose here at DU and at another site.

I have always read a lot so many influences???

The last book checked out of library is DFW's Infinite Jest (and haven't cracked the cover yet, I started and stopped the book on several occasions in the late 20th century).

I was a fan of Poe and Swift in early teens and have read Handmaiden's Tale..

edhopper

(33,604 posts)
52. I plugged in an Oscar Wilde quote
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 07:27 PM
Nov 2015

and it said I write like James Joyce.

I plugged in one from Joyce,

and it said H G Wells.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,347 posts)
53. Well, I thought we might have a game here
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 07:33 PM
Nov 2015

so I plugged in some HG Wells - and it identified it as HG Wells. Oh well.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,347 posts)
64. I tried another bit of Wells, and it got it right again
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 08:34 PM
Nov 2015

So I tried Douglas Adams, and it got that right too. So I tried some Iain M. Banks., and it suggested Cory Doctorow (who I haven't read, but he's a sci-fi writer like Banks). Then I tried 2 passages of John Wyndham; for one it suggested James Joyce, and for the other Dan Brown. Which is the oddest pairing I can think of.

It is doing something less than random (I wondered if, for the hits, it was doing a sneaky Google in the background), but I doubt it's the most sophisticated algorithm possible.

catnhatnh

(8,976 posts)
54. Another Steven King....
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 07:33 PM
Nov 2015

...although it was my writing on DU that I submitted and I'm guessing most political writing reads like a freak show now...

 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
59. omg...William Shakespeare!!!!!!!
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 08:24 PM
Nov 2015

This time I tried something philosophic from my blog, frm 5 years ago!!!!!!

Phew! Does it get any better than Will?!?!?

https://iwl.me/b/f0797b6c

hunter

(38,322 posts)
72. Vladimir Nabokov's Books.
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 08:57 PM
Nov 2015

The amusing thing is that little fourteen year old wannabe gangsters in my neighborhood (some who become actual gangsters as adults) have occasionally called me a crazy Russian.

I'm not Russian at all.

Is it a slur? Is it a measure of respect? I don't know, and I don't worry about it, which may be the actual measure of my craziness.

I suppose I'm bilingual in some ways, the language I speak in my own mind, and the English I use for most of my communications with others, plus a tiny bit of German and Spanish. A very tiny bit.

English is, in some way, not my primary language. I've never felt at home there.

I entered school knowing how to read it, but in grades K-3 while other kids were reading their Dick and Jane texts, I was hanging out with the speech therapist.

I read the entire Bible when I was seven years old, the version the Jehovah Witnesses use, and I think it twisted my mind beyond repair.

Fortunately for me as a kid my mom got kicked out of that religion because she couldn't stay out of politics.



merrily

(45,251 posts)
76. LOLOL! Mario Puzo. I'm going to take that as meaning my writing is gangsta.
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 09:34 PM
Nov 2015

Or very lucrative. Or award-winning. Or something else that is excellent.

 

Marr

(20,317 posts)
77. I think it's just sifting vocabulary rather than sentence structure or anything really
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 09:35 PM
Nov 2015

stylistic.

I tried a couple of different paragraphs of mine on different topics, and it gave me authors who use some of the same keywords frequently, due to subject matter.

rogerashton

(3,920 posts)
81. I put in some of my mathy stuff.
Wed Nov 25, 2015, 10:26 PM
Nov 2015

Got James Joyce.

So I put in some doggerel. About dogs.

Got Mark Twain.

So I put in my metaphysical pomes. Yeah, I wrote a few back in the early 1990's.

Got Mary Shelley.

I'm going with Mary Shelley. Damn, she was good.

 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
84. I pasted in a DU post from the other day and got King.
Thu Nov 26, 2015, 12:10 AM
Nov 2015

I'm sure it's entirely based on the amount of vulgarity I throw around.

 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
91. I just entered the opening paragraph of Gone With the Wind
Thu Nov 26, 2015, 06:23 AM
Nov 2015

from memory (so it may not have been perfect but pretty damn close if not) and got Margaret Mitchell.

https://iwl.me/b/ce65a7ad

StrayKat

(570 posts)
95. Interesting, but odd.
Thu Nov 26, 2015, 02:29 PM
Nov 2015

It would be nice if some explanation of what was being analyzed were explained somewhere.

I put in a bunch of excerpts from different authors just to see how well the program identified authors. Two out of the 15 authors I tried were identified as themselves. I don't know what that means, but this was what resulted:

Shakespeare = Shakespeare
William Styron = Cory Doctorow
James Michener = Shakespeare
Alexander McCall Smith = Vladimir Nabokov
Toni Morrison = Anne Rice
Anne Rice = H.P. Lovecraft
Nelson Demille = Dan Brown
J. K. Rowling = J. K. Rowling
Maya Angelou = H. P. Lovecraft
James Patterson = Kurt Vonnegut
Maeve Binchy = James Joyce
Homer = William Shakespeare
Leo Tolstoi = Anne Rice
Anne Tyler = Arthur Conan Doyle
E. L. Doctorow = Dan Brown
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