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https://iwl.me/I copied in a few of my more verbose writings.
I got HP Lovecraft which is cool as I like him.
yuiyoshida
(41,835 posts)roguevalley
(40,656 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,452 posts)So, like, do I have to die before people realize my brilliance?
UTUSN
(70,725 posts)I write like
H. P. Lovecraft
UTUSN
(70,725 posts)I write like
Stephen King
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)tblue37
(65,472 posts)UTUSN
(70,725 posts)*********QUOTE********
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/2013/08/30/cthulhu-fhtagn-in-defense-of-h-p-lovecraft-george-r-r-martin-and-other-bad-writers/
[font size=5]Cthulhu fhtagn: In Defense of H.P. Lovecraft, George R.R. Martin, and Other Bad Writers[/font]
Peter Damien did notice that Lovecraft would have turned 123 this year. He wonders why anyone cares:
Because the fact is
he was a godawful writer. He was so bad. I really cannot stress this enough. Im aware that the quality of a writers fiction is very much a matter of personal taste and not objective (and those people who mistakenly believe it is objective and matches up to their own tastes are always wrong). Still, I think we can safely agree that he was really awful as a writer, given that even people who are fans of Lovecraft dont seem to defend his writing very much. ....
Yet Damiens definition of good writing is too narrow. He argues that Lovecrafts ideas were themselves amazing things. Its just that Lovecraft lacked the capability to do anything useful with them himself. If that were simply true, however, no one would read Lovecraftor remember anything that he wrote. Lovecraft was a terrible crafter of sentences and had a rather distinctly brute-force approach to exposition. Despite these shortcomings, the fictional universe he created is unforgettable, right down to the ludicrous pseudo-languages he invented for his various creations.
Lovecrafts profound influence as a creator of worlds suggests that he was a better writer, in the crucial sense of articulating and communicating his ideas, than his more technically accomplished competitors. To criticize his stilted dialogue or Gothic affectations is to miss the point. Clumsy as he is, Lovecraft is remarkably good not only at transporting his readers to places that dont exist, but at bringing them back with mementos from the journey. What more can we ask of a writer in the overlapping group of genres that includes SF, horror, and fantasy?
Lovecraft has a recent counterpart in George R.R. Martin, the author of the Game of Thrones series. Like Lovecraft, although in a rather different style, Martin writes terrible sentences. But he has other virtues, particularly the ability to balance and pace dozens of parallel storylines and viewpoints.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Purple_Prose
[font size=5]Purple Prose[/font]
is an overly descriptive form of writing commonly used by amateur authors, fan-fiction writers, owners of thesauruses, and H.P Lovecraft. Unlike other elaborate prose, Purple prose is so extravagantly exuberant that it utterly destroys any trace of coherence and floods the writing with enough pretentiousness to simultaneously cream the pants of a hundred aristocrats. The "writing" technique is mostly used to pad out the length of literary works, and/or to mislead readers into believing the work has any sort of quality; the few people who do use Purple Prose as a genuine means of writing are, to quote the minds of most readers of Purple Prose, "babbling nincompoops". Many experts, such as the esteemed professor of English Robert A. Ferret, believe that Purple Prose is the literary form of Gobbledygook, but this comparison is unwarranted: while Gobbledygook simply muddles the English language, confusing most readers, Purple Prose assaults the English language, forcibly removing all that is good in it, until it's changed to a strange, hideous form that allows "life fluid" and "blood" to be synonyms.
The term Purple Prose was created by the Roman poet Quintus Horatius Flaccus, who compared it to sewing patches of purple cloth onto clothing, as purple dye was highly expensive; therefore, having purple-dyed clothing was a convenient, if not overly tacky, sign of great wealth. To quote him, he states in the timeless Ars Poetica: "If you can realistically render a cypress tree, would you include one when commissioned to paint a sailor in the midst of a shipwreck?" Truly a poetic smart arse. ....
... H.P Lovecraft's horrific descriptions of cosmic beings wouldn't be as frightening if he only described Yog-Sothoth as a "slightly unpleasant fellow", who "wasn't one to be trifled with much". ....
In Summary
I could go on insulting Purple Prose, its mother, and all its other relatives, but that would be a waste of time. Poking fun of Purple Prose would be like poking fun at a legless centipede: it's interesting to watch the frail creature writhe in pain and horror, but any insult made at the insect's expense is ultimately useless since the sheer piteousness of the bug supersedes all attempts at abuse.
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struggle4progress
(118,320 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)dayum I'm good!
struggle4progress
(118,320 posts)meaculpa2011
(918 posts)from the same speech I wrote last week and got four different answers.
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)I posted three different sections of the last brief I wrote and each was separately evaluated as being like Jonathan Swift.
My guess is that, with such a vague thing as writing style, your experience of inconsistent results is more typical.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,347 posts)I'd like to know the range of authors they have.
TipTok
(2,474 posts)Military jargon gibberish would turn up god knows what...
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Had to look him up as I read very little fiction.
It seems that this is a good thing.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It's a challenging book, to say the least.
Alittleliberal
(528 posts)repeating the same paragraph 20 or so times to get a grasp on what he was saying.
JustAnotherGen
(31,849 posts)Cool - I typed in the first chapter of a novel I wrote . . . Panera.
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)TuxedoKat
(3,818 posts)Hmmm... have to check out her books, haven't read any.
Wait, I did it a second time with non-fiction and got H.P. Lovecraft, cool.
merrily
(45,251 posts)Solly Mack
(90,779 posts)TlalocW
(15,388 posts)As a high school English teacher told me that my writings reminded him of James Thurber, which made me read him, and I liked the comparison.
TlalocW
sakabatou
(42,170 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)which quite surprised me.
Ed Suspicious
(8,879 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I'll take it.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)That's a bit of a puzzler. I'd been hoping for P.G. Wodehouse.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)I posted a few paragraphs out of my blog about my grandfather and got that result. Interesting. I suspect that the similarity is because of the detail I included and the complex sentences I used.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)edhopper
(33,604 posts)like either of them.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)frogmarch
(12,158 posts)Stephen King?
Well, okay, Stephen King it is! :-D
pnwmom
(108,990 posts)Hmmm . . .
edhopper
(33,604 posts)Sweet!
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)imagine if it said something like Jackie Collins or Bret Easton Ellis.
Brother Buzz
(36,452 posts)The best opening paragraph in all literature, bar none:
Opening paragraph in Chandler's short story, Red Wind
"There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Ana's that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge."
edhopper
(33,604 posts)I could write one tenth as well as that.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Honestly, I was hoping for Hunter S. Thompson.
bklyncowgirl
(7,960 posts)Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)bklyncowgirl
(7,960 posts)Gotta look on the bright side. It coulda been Danielle Steel.
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)Why am I not rich, and why aren't they making movies out of my ramblings?
demwing
(16,916 posts)Cool!
Ed Suspicious
(8,879 posts)for a solid paragraph.
Wallace came up repeatedly. Could be that we both live/lived in the midwest.
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)WTF?
FLPanhandle
(7,107 posts)Nice one.
SadWingsOfDestiny
(21 posts)I am thrilled with this comparison.
vt_native
(484 posts)Maybe JP lifted the phrase from someone?
Welcome.
panader0
(25,816 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)closeupready
(29,503 posts)I haven't even read any of his works, and I don't know any Russian.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)whee!
edhopper
(33,604 posts)and plugged it in.
It said I Write like Dan Brown.
It sure knows bullshit.
W_HAMILTON
(7,871 posts)Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing......
PufPuf23
(8,810 posts)Margaret Atwood
Jonathon Swift
Edgar Allan Poe
Results from 4 multiple paragraph samples of prose here at DU and at another site.
I have always read a lot so many influences???
The last book checked out of library is DFW's Infinite Jest (and haven't cracked the cover yet, I started and stopped the book on several occasions in the late 20th century).
I was a fan of Poe and Swift in early teens and have read Handmaiden's Tale..
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,678 posts)And up popped Stephen King!
I love his short stories.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)edhopper
(33,604 posts)and it said I write like James Joyce.
I plugged in one from Joyce,
and it said H G Wells.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,347 posts)so I plugged in some HG Wells - and it identified it as HG Wells. Oh well.
edhopper
(33,604 posts)without science terms.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,347 posts)So I tried Douglas Adams, and it got that right too. So I tried some Iain M. Banks., and it suggested Cory Doctorow (who I haven't read, but he's a sci-fi writer like Banks). Then I tried 2 passages of John Wyndham; for one it suggested James Joyce, and for the other Dan Brown. Which is the oddest pairing I can think of.
It is doing something less than random (I wondered if, for the hits, it was doing a sneaky Google in the background), but I doubt it's the most sophisticated algorithm possible.
edhopper
(33,604 posts)has a lot to do with it.
catnhatnh
(8,976 posts)...although it was my writing on DU that I submitted and I'm guessing most political writing reads like a freak show now...
jwirr
(39,215 posts)am never going to know.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Maybe because I was writing about my critters. I'll try something else later...hmmmm
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)This time I tried something philosophic from my blog, frm 5 years ago!!!!!!
Phew! Does it get any better than Will?!?!?
https://iwl.me/b/f0797b6c
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Let's just say that John Barth owes me a few chits.
drray23
(7,637 posts)Kinda make sense since I pasted a few paragraphs from a scientific article I wrote.
Punkingal
(9,522 posts)I'm amazed, but then I don't know what I expected.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Now I have to look him up.
Alittleliberal
(528 posts)He is one of my favorites. Infinite Jest is a challenging but rewarding read.
w0nderer
(1,937 posts)i change with what i was reading when i wrote what i pasted
still fun toy
iwillalwayswonderwhy
(2,602 posts)Seems I'm the only one. Must be my run on sentences.
Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)We're in the minority, aren't we?
hunter
(38,322 posts)The amusing thing is that little fourteen year old wannabe gangsters in my neighborhood (some who become actual gangsters as adults) have occasionally called me a crazy Russian.
I'm not Russian at all.
Is it a slur? Is it a measure of respect? I don't know, and I don't worry about it, which may be the actual measure of my craziness.
I suppose I'm bilingual in some ways, the language I speak in my own mind, and the English I use for most of my communications with others, plus a tiny bit of German and Spanish. A very tiny bit.
English is, in some way, not my primary language. I've never felt at home there.
I entered school knowing how to read it, but in grades K-3 while other kids were reading their Dick and Jane texts, I was hanging out with the speech therapist.
I read the entire Bible when I was seven years old, the version the Jehovah Witnesses use, and I think it twisted my mind beyond repair.
Fortunately for me as a kid my mom got kicked out of that religion because she couldn't stay out of politics.
treestar
(82,383 posts)I haven't read much if anything by her!
merrily
(45,251 posts)Or very lucrative. Or award-winning. Or something else that is excellent.
Marr
(20,317 posts)stylistic.
I tried a couple of different paragraphs of mine on different topics, and it gave me authors who use some of the same keywords frequently, due to subject matter.
pugetres
(507 posts)I had to google that fellow.
hay rick
(7,633 posts)rogerashton
(3,920 posts)Got James Joyce.
So I put in some doggerel. About dogs.
Got Mark Twain.
So I put in my metaphysical pomes. Yeah, I wrote a few back in the early 1990's.
Got Mary Shelley.
I'm going with Mary Shelley. Damn, she was good.
tech3149
(4,452 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)I'm sure it's entirely based on the amount of vulgarity I throw around.
Orrex
(63,219 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)from memory (so it may not have been perfect but pretty damn close if not) and got Margaret Mitchell.
https://iwl.me/b/ce65a7ad
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)I am not sure who he is.
mrmpa
(4,033 posts)StrayKat
(570 posts)It would be nice if some explanation of what was being analyzed were explained somewhere.
I put in a bunch of excerpts from different authors just to see how well the program identified authors. Two out of the 15 authors I tried were identified as themselves. I don't know what that means, but this was what resulted:
Shakespeare = Shakespeare
William Styron = Cory Doctorow
James Michener = Shakespeare
Alexander McCall Smith = Vladimir Nabokov
Toni Morrison = Anne Rice
Anne Rice = H.P. Lovecraft
Nelson Demille = Dan Brown
J. K. Rowling = J. K. Rowling
Maya Angelou = H. P. Lovecraft
James Patterson = Kurt Vonnegut
Maeve Binchy = James Joyce
Homer = William Shakespeare
Leo Tolstoi = Anne Rice
Anne Tyler = Arthur Conan Doyle
E. L. Doctorow = Dan Brown
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)I'm not very verbose...