"The Bible is the unflappable word of God." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I've got the greatest memory ever. . . . If I say it happened, it happened.&quot Trump is saying: "Sean, You're right. . . . I've got great respect for Thanksgiving! . . . It's a fabulous holiday, and it kicks off the Christmas season. . . . So we should all respect it and spend the time with family and friends like the Bible instructs. . . . And like one of the gospels said, a little football wouldn't hurt either."

[trusty elf]

1. "When the shit hits the fan,

you won't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

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[hobbit709]

2. It's been flapped about quite a bit.

[Arugula Latte]

3. I first read that as "The Bible is the unfappable word of God."

[trusty elf]

7. ...

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[Johonny]

4. I would like your Fox viewers to know I'm suing Santa for taking the Merry out of happy holidays.

It's time we got boots on the ground in this war on Christmas. If we can't beat Christmas then how will we ever beat ISIS or the Packers for that matter.

[hifiguy]

5. "And I am Marie of Romania."

- Dorothy Parker

[spanone]

6. does the bible instruct us how to spend thanksgiving?

i missed that!

although, i DO remember the gospels talking about football

[Yorktown]

8. What if Trump was the Messiah?

[Warren DeMontague]

9. "unflappable"?

Meaning the book is calm, and can't be easily startled or surprised?

[Hekate]

10. Meaning the pages of his copy are glued together?

[Warren DeMontague]

11. One of the best things about the R. Crumb book of Genesis, aside from being a masterpiece

was that the fundies and uptight doily-clutchers couldn't very legitimately complain about how "smutty" it was, because he did a straight up illustration of the material.

[skip fox]

13. Yes. I was just going for a hook for the attention and a word that sounds like "ineffable."

[Vinca]

12. "And I gotta hooooooge turkey and I'm gonna strangle it with my hooooooge hands and

IT'LL BE TERRIFIC!"