Why Candidates Should Avoid Eating in Public

[MineralMan]

http://www.newsyoushouldntbelieve.com

Candidate's Photos While Eating Are Rarely Attractive

by Eaton Bigg

When will they learn? All across America, candidates for all sorts of offices get photographed stuffing food into their faces. The results, while often amusing, rarely end up to the benefit of the candidate in question. It's not a matter of party, though. It's because eating is not generally attractive when examined closely. When photos are taken, as they always are when there is a political candidate near a camera, the public sees them engaging in one of the less attractive things people do. To wit:



Lesson: Eat privately, candidates. Please. We don't need to see that. That is all

More photos at link...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Corn dogs should always be avoided.

[MineralMan]

2. Especially corn dogs. You speak truth.

They're deadly dangerous.

[Hortensis]

16. Exactly! No public social bonding with corndogs.

[Iliyah]

3. Hahahahahaha

[L. Coyote]

4. Pork chop, the Fuhrer's favorite.

[lpbk2713]

5. That appears to be a rather large chunk of meat.

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Is that young man standing by in readiness to apply the Heimlich maneuver?


Edit: Or could he be positioned there to make sure Trump doesn't walk off
with the gold plated flatware?

[MineralMan]

6. LOL!

What a decision that would be to have to make.

[Wilms]

7. LOL!

[jberryhill]

11. He's got that special smile....

[KamaAina]

8. And then there was John Kerry attempting to get Swiss on his Philly cheesesteak.

There are only three options: American, provolone, and Wiz. That's right, Cheez Whiz! There is also the option of "wit'" grilled onions. Had Kerry known to order a Wiz wit', he might have been President.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

9. A Golden Fork You! nt

[MineralMan]

10. Indeed.

[valerief]

12. What comes out of his mouth is far more gross. nt

[MineralMan]

14. I'm pretty sure Jesus said something like that.

Matthew 15:11

"Not that which goes into the mouth defiles a man; but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man."

[valerief]

17. I don't get it. So why do Christians hate sodomy? (Oral sex is a form of sodomy.)

I realize I'm digressing, but not being religious, I don't know bible passages.

[MineralMan]

18. Well, that verse is about food prohibitions, not sex.

I'm an atheist, by the way, but I'm very familiar with the Bible. I'm funny that way. I can't always remember exactly where something is in it, but I know it's there and can find it very quickly.

Lots of atheists know scripture better than all but the most devout Christians.

[valerief]

19. Certain phrases trigger a music clip from me. I'm funny *that* way. :)

[MineralMan]

20. Nice. That happens to me, too.

I also get triggers to lines in movies.

[Eleanors38]

22. Yes! What's with all this degradation of muff-diving?!

[saturnsring]

13. where's that picture of michelle going down on a corn dog

[MineralMan]

15. At the link in the OP.

[Eleanors38]

21. Looks like he speared his own hemorroidal tongue.

[Mnemosyne]

23. Based on the small plate it may be some kind of dessert. nt