Louisiana put on high alert, warned of man attempting to regain entry into state

[KamaAina]

http://neutralgroundnews.com/breaking-louisiana-put-on-high-alert-bobby-jindal-trying-to-regain-entry/

State officials have issued a warning to the people of Louisiana as authorities believe an Indian-American man by the name of Piyush Jindal is attempting to gain entry into the state and pose as its governor....

“The intelligence community has been warning us about this man for over three years now so it doesn’t come as any shock to us that he’s trying to get back into Louisiana,” said Jay Dardenne, the state’s Lieutenant Governor.

Investigators believe Jindal, a 44-year-old transient, could change his appearance in his attempt gain entry into Louisiana and may go by the alias “Bobby” or “President”....

Citizens are advised to remain vigilant and to report any sightings of Jindal to the proper local authorities. Do not approach the man as he may be carrying a significantly dangerous amount of bullshit.

Yes, this is the NOLA version of The Onion.

[LiberalArkie]

1. You need to post this in the Louisiana Group

[yeoman6987]

2. Oh brother. Hopefully Louisiana takes Saturday elections seriously.

If voters actually show up, this might be used as an example of having elections on Saturday. I'd love that. Come on Louisiana make us proud.

[KamaAina]

3. New Orleans, at least, takes elections more seriously than most places.

Although one candidate I worked for did get hosed in a low-turnout runoff. Pity. He would have been the first openly gay elected official of color in the entire U.S. of A. (this was in the early '90s).

[yeoman6987]

4. That is too bad

I can't gage the voters....I am not from there but do have some Facebook friends who seem excited for what that's worth.

[KamaAina]

5. Bel Edwards seems like the right kind of Dem for a statewide race

the kind many at DU, present company included, would call a DINO. But he's still better than a repuke -- especially Diaper Dave!

[yeoman6987]

7. So true

Republicans can't stand him either. It'd be awesome if this was a blow out.

[riversedge]

6. chuckle