Detroit to reopen unsolved bludgeoning deaths from Carson’s childhood neighborhood

[Bozvotros]

Detroit police detective Samuel Snark indicated that Carson’s recent confessions about attacking people with knives and hammers reminded him of several cold cases from 40 years ago. Snark confirmed that three separate unprovoked attacks that resulted in victims being bludgeoned to death and in one case also stabbed to death, have been reopened. “Someone in Dr. Carson’s old neighborhood was crazier than a rat in a coffee can," Snark said. Let’s just say, Dr. Carson is now a person of interest.”

[Person 2713]

1. Link? Or comedy?

[Bozvotros]

2. Comedy

Could happen, I suppose.

[randys1]

3. WAit till CSI gets ahold of him

I think it is now official, nothing Ben Carson says is true.

Good for him because this one could have landed his ass in some trouble

[Bozvotros]

4. I hope he confesses to save face.

We'll see if his views on capital punishment evolve while he's on death row.

[saturnsring]

5. sam snark is on the case

[Bozvotros]

6. Snark ammends statement

"I meant to say he was crazier than a shithouse rat."

[LuvLoogie]

7. OMG! I was totally fished in!

[smirkymonkey]

8. Hysterical! Could be really funny if this were true!

He'd start backpedaling so fast on those tall tales his head would be spinning.