If coffee cups define your Christmas...

[ehrnst]

Via instagram:


https://instagram.com/p/914OlVLBkg/

[Person 2713]

1. Or sales clerks ringing up your purchase

[demwing]

2. what if Instagram defines your Christmas?

does that mean you need coffee?

[Shandris]

3. If you spend your time trying to be snarky on coffee cup holders so you can...

...partake in some social signal preening, you probably need a new way to pass your time and a bit less narcissism.

You know, as long as we're being 'pithy' and all, I figured I might join in the festivities!

((Although in complete fairness, this is about the DUMBEST 'War on Christmas' thing I've ever heard. Coffee cups? Really, guys?))

[phantom power]

4. They're angry because Starbucks didn't put pictures of Jesus on them.

which I presume is the only thing that they wouldn't consider to be a war on their religious sect.


A Christianist-approved image for coffee cups:

[L. Coyote]

7. Don't you mean "... join the Festivus!"

I love the War on Christmas. I've been on a Truth crusade since I found out there is no Santa Claus. The first thing I did was tell every little kid I knew. I quickly cleansed my surroundings of ignorance. This war never ends as long as anything thinks Santa is real.

[WMDemocract]

5. How will they react to these?

What are they whining about? They even have their own ugly sweater now! As an atheist, I'm offended by this sweater!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. It's not the coffee cups ...

... but the Christmas "cheer" that's poured into the coffee.

Merry Christmas!

[L. Coyote]

8. And this year we get a double jigger of humor with every cup.

All humor and satire aside, it is the humor and satire that makes the war on Christmas a fun tradition.

Now, back to the satire. One year I sent out home-made cards with Santa saying "Don't Kill a Tree for Christ's Sake."

[Chiyo-chichi]

9. ehrnst saves Christmas.