Apparently Florida Man has a police division...

[Archae]

Florida cop shows up too ‘wasted’ to accept award for DUI arrests from Mothers Against Drunk Driving

Officer Michael Szeliga of the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department showed up to a Mothers Against Drunk Driving conference in Fort Lauderdale so drunk that he could not even walk straight.

Szeliga was scheduled to receive an award at the conference, for making over 100 DUI arrests, but he actually showed up drunk himself, and it is assumed that he drove himself to the conference in that state. However, the officer denies that he drove drunk and insists that he only had one or two drinks before the conference.

“It was wrong, and again, one of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard of. When I first heard about it, that was (what) my reaction was. ‘Come on, you’ve got to be kidding me. Really?’” Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said.

Once his supervisors encountered him, they described him as being “wasted” and sent him back to his hotel room to miss out on both the conference and his award.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/florida-cop-shows-up-too-wasted-to-accept-award-for-dui-arrests-from-mothers-against-drunk-driving/

[packman]

1. Ahh, Florida

if you can dream it, or if you can visualize it - it will happen in Florida.

[lpbk2713]

2. You can't make this shit up.

Don't even try talking your way out of this one Ofcr Szeliga.