Jeb 'Tough Guy' Bush: "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."

[seafan]

It gets stranger and stranger..... but this needs documenting.

Bush told Bloomberg's Mark Halperin that speculation in the media and elsewhere that his bid for the Oval Office could end soon is far off base. "They don't know me," he said. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."

Jeb Bush has canceled plans to host a "tailgating" event during Saturday's Alabama-LSU game, Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill announced today.

Merrill attributed the cancellation to "redirecting" of campaign efforts by the Republican presidential hopeful.

The visit was to be one of four game-day visits to Southeastern Conference schools for Bush in what his campaign calls "SEC Tailgating with Jeb."

And in a show of quiet confidence more hidden in recent weeks, Bush assured his audience he had the stomach for the fight.

"I'm running this campaign on my own terms. And let me tell you something, when the dust clears and the delegates are counted, we're going to win this campaign," Bush said, igniting cheers and chants throughout the audience: "Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!"

'When the DELEGATES are counted'? Again, we see that counting the VOTES doesn't matter to Jeb Bush.

Is Jeb! 'The Fixer' Bush counting on nabbing the nomination behind closed doors at the convention?


I have learned to listen very carefully to what tumbles out of this guy's mouth.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. like, fingernails?

[Kalidurga]

2. You beat me to it.

[Mendocino]

11. Are they

his own?

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[Proud Liberal Dem]

9. "No!"

LOL

[climber3986]

12. always a classic

[VanillaRhapsody]

4. Sure he does...

That line comes from some counsellor trying to motivate Jeb......who has never in his life has had to work any harder than this campaign.....he is exhausted already....he just doesnt have the drive for this and most certainly doesnt have the stamina for it.....the not really caring about it this much is starting to show..

Jebby is used to having things served up for him....he thinks this isn't fair.....it wasnt this hard for Daddy and Big Brother....they didnt have to put up with all these indinities campaigning......not fair I tell ya....

[Skittles]

5. I know I could beat him up

probably while eating a sandwich

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

13. And watching TV

[gratuitous]

6. Was he squinting with one eye when he said it?

"Yer gonna eat lightning and crap thunder, Rock!"

[wheniwasincongress]

7. Is that why he always looks constipated

[wordpix]

8. my R family member loves George & Chain-ee but not Jebbie!

She knows them all and said that after spending a day with Jeb she knew he wasn't pres material.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

10. Eat nails?!

Ouch!

[CBGLuthier]

14. I bet he craps bigger than us too.

[Blue Owl]

15. To a sack of hammers...

Everything looks like a nail...

[tanyev]

16. His dentist keeps begging him to stop, but Jeb! just won't listen.

[Vinca]

17. He probably does eat nails. Bushes aren't the sharpest tacks.

[Generic Other]

18. That explains why he is so rusty

Eating nails. Does he pound them up his nose too?

[brooklynite]

19. Well, Iron supplements can be an important dietary item...

[Bradical79]

20. It's difficult to listen to

someone so pampered and entitled pretend to be a tough guy. It's hard to sell yourself as a fighter when you've been handed everything your entire life.

[smirkymonkey]

22. I know, this is getting painful. He really needs to give it up.

He has no idea how pathetic he is coming across right now.

[randome]

21. Stop beating a dead JEB!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[maxrandb]

23. "How long have you been in the Navy Sailor"?

"All me blooming life sir!
Me mother was a Mermaid,
Me father was King Neptune!

I was spawned in the belly of the deep
and rocked in the cradle of a wave.
Barnacles and kelp is me clothes
Seaweed is me hair!

Every tooth in me head is a Marlin Spike!
Every bone in me body a pure Spar!

When I spits...I spits tar
I am tough, I am, I is, I are
Argggghhhhh!"

[Populist_Prole]

24. I can think of several right wingers I know

In crummy physical shape, of their own doing. Couldn't climb a flight of stairs faster than a slow walk without needing oxygen when they get to the top. Whiny hypochondriacs.

But between being gun nuts and having a loudmouthed swaggering bravado, swear they could band together and be a force to be reckoned with; the likes this earth has never seen.

Pfffft!

[mercuryblues]

25. someone neds to tell him

that eating your fingernails is a sign of anxiety. Not exactly the confidence booster he was looking for.

[KamaAina]

26. Jeb! announces fundraising trip to Silicon Valley

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018811790

Among a series of other accidents, roughly 4,000 nails spilled across the eastbound lanes of the Dumbarton Bridge when two vehicles crashed at the midpoint of the span around 7:30 a.m., the CHP said. Two lanes of the bridge were blocked while the crews scrambled to clean up the mess.

[randome]

27. "Need. More. Nails!"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[unblock]

28. he should check the lead content in those nails....