Jeb's NEW slogan: "I can fix it!" is ridiculous!!

[Gloria]

My first reaction....Yeah, like you helped fix FL for your dumbass brother in 2000!

Tone deaf, and any Dems if they have a pulse, should pick it up in a
snide, subtle way to make Dems remember the crap the GOP always does...

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. 'My brother broke it, but I'm used to cleaning up after his messes.' Is that really what he wants to

go with?

That's kind of like Clinton's take on the justice system, pledging basically to undo the Clinton messes made in the 80s.

[shraby]

2. maybe he hasn't seen this site.

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/thereifixedit

[hatrack]

3. Is he running for Bob The Builder's job?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. OMG. Paging Dr. Freud...

[thelordofhell]

5. His Old Man Is A Television Repair Man........

[napkinz]

15. lol!

please make that an OP! I'll be sure to kick and rec!

[mainstreetonce]

6. He has experience

He fixed Florida 2000.

[DFW]

7. Just make a SLIGHT modification:

"I can f*** it!"

There ya go, Jeb. Now, at least, we believe you.

[lpbk2713]

8. You mean like you helped fix the Y2K sElection?

We're still paying for that one.

[Gloria]

9. Yes, that's the "lady", Harris...and Checkpoint who

purged the voter rolls and took eligible voters and trashed them....

AND...then Jeb! attempted to wreck the FL state library by cutting funding because it housed the 2000 election archives...and then he went after them...not sure if he succeeded in getting them destroyed or not...

[BlueJazz]

24. I have my own proof that that piece of human garbage rigged the 2000 election.

[Hortensis]

10. The message is for those big donors who are falling away. :)

[smirkymonkey]

11. Fix the election, you mean?

Yeah, we thought so.

[jmowreader]

12. It's possible but list me as skeptical

If he were to get a constitutional amendment overturning Citizens United, redistrict all the states to eliminate gerrymandering, institute full taxpayer funding of presidential elections (complete with bans on private money being used for them), go on a crash program to create 50 million living-wage jobs, reunionize the workforce, get a revised Second Amendment that'll allow reasonable gun control, and execute his brother's entire administration as a warning to the rest of the GOP, he MIGHT be able to claim a good start on "fixing it."

Unfortunately, his idea of "fixing it" involves banning abortion, cutting taxes, increasing the number of guns on our streets, getting rid of the rest of those pesky regulations, and abolishing unions.

[Eleanors38]

13. Not around MY lawnmower, you don't!

[tblue37]

14. To his donors: "Yeah, my campaign is broken, but pleeeeaaase just give me

more time and money. I can fix it! I can, I can, I can. Pleeeaaase!!!!"

[napkinz]

16. kick

[hifiguy]

17. He couldn't organize a two-car funeral on a one-way street

even if you spotted him the damn hearse. Like all GHWB's nitwit sons, he is FUBAR come to life.

[lpbk2713]

18. Love it.

Jebbie couldn't manage a lemonade stand without assistance.

[hifiguy]

19. In all seriousness, if his last name weren't Boosh

he'd be, at most, the night manager of a Denny's in Pensacola. That guy whose guts all the cooks and waitstaff hate.

[napkinz]

20. Jeb: "I'm a grinder."

[deutsey]

21. It's mindbogglingly bad

That slogan combined with releasing an ebook of selected emails...who thought that would jump start his dead campaign?

"The Post cites page 430 of 730, where Bush explains he hopes readers 'enjoy reading about medical liability tort reform, because it was one of my top priorities for 2003.' "

http://www.theverge.com/2015/11/2/9658820/jeb-bush-campaign-email-ebook

[Myrina]

22. It's a subliminal - yet public - plea to GHWB.

What he means is that he can 'fix' the damage he's done to the BFEE with his skid mark of a campaign.

[napkinz]

23. Jeb Can’t Fix It: Bush’s campaign reboot flops as Twitter demolishes his dopey new slogan

Tom Boggioni
02 NOV 2015

A week after faltering GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush ran home to Texas to meet with his family and stop his campaign’s financial bleeding, the former Florida governor launched a reboot of his drive for the nomination with the slogan “Jeb can fix it.”

At a scheduled rally in Tampa, Bush announced what he hopes a campaign tour that he believes will help stop his precipitous fall in the polls that has seen him go from front-runner turn to also-ran.

Bush hinted at the change in direction in his campaign on Sunday, saying he has the leadership qualities to fix what is wrong with America. However, with commentators and strategists saying Bush could be out of the race within 30 days, Twitter commenters were quick to ask what exactly Jeb will “fix”: the country and his own collapsing campaign.

See tweets below:

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/jeb-cant-fix-it-bushs-campaign-reboot-flops-as-twitter-demolishes-his-dopey-new-slogan/

[napkinz]

25. Jeb Can Fix It Toons

[VanillaRhapsody]

27. I like what Betty White tweeted...

Jeb Will Fix It.....is a great slogan....sure to get him lots of business on Angie's List!

[HassleCat]

28. Well, it's about time!

Obama has been trying very hard, and has achieved notable success, when it comes to cleaning up the mess left by GW Bush, but so much more needs to be done. I'm happy to hear someone takes this seriously. Way to go, Jeb!

[Kalidurga]

29. Great so he is good at breaking things

What is he proposing to fix that Democrats haven't already been working on fixing? Oh yeah nothing. Republicans only break things.

[napkinz]

30. Republicans are good at FIXING elections

[Kalidurga]

31. Yep

and then they proceed to break things. Then they complain that it's poor people's fault.

[napkinz]

32. ...

[Kalidurga]

34. Yep I bet he thinks conservatives should be thanking him for that.

Yet, oddly enough a lot of conservatives hate GW too.

[napkinz]

33. Jeb can't fix $hit

[Generic Brad]

35. Not if he's running for handyman of the United States

If he were, that would be a pretty good slogan.