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dsharp88

(487 posts)
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 02:48 PM Oct 2015

BREAKING: RNC releases list of approved questions for next debate. ;-)

1. Ted, have you always been this dreamy?
2. Donald, what was like growing up for a time when your parents weren't worth even a single billion dollars?
3. Marco, tell us again how selfish the elderly are for wanting to collect Medicare and Social Security simply because they paid into it their whole lives? By the way, have you always been this dreamy, too?
4. Jeb, how big a fence could YOU build to keep out brown people?

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BREAKING: RNC releases list of approved questions for next debate. ;-) (Original Post) dsharp88 Oct 2015 OP
Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2015 #1
Ted and Paul Ryan are such a pair - both from the Munsters. n/t CincyDem Oct 2015 #3
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Mike, why is setting fire to live dogs OK for your kid, but eating cooked dog not OK for Koreans? Scuba Oct 2015 #2
LOL SunSeeker Oct 2015 #7
That rang a little flat. guillaumeb Oct 2015 #5
Jeb, why do you think your bro kept us safe when 9-11 happened on his watch and wordpix Oct 2015 #6
Here are a few more... LeftofObama Oct 2015 #8
Mr. Chistie. Why are you a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and not the two teams that play in your own madinmaryland Oct 2015 #9
Question for the entire panel... Takket Oct 2015 #10

Response to dsharp88 (Original post)

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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
2. Mike, why is setting fire to live dogs OK for your kid, but eating cooked dog not OK for Koreans?
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 02:53 PM
Oct 2015

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
5. That rang a little flat.
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 03:09 PM
Oct 2015

Just kidding. A little musical joke. Welcome to DU, and excellent questions.

How dare the media actually ask GOP candidates for specific answers rather than vague slogans.

wordpix

(18,652 posts)
6. Jeb, why do you think your bro kept us safe when 9-11 happened on his watch and
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 03:17 PM
Oct 2015

he was warned by Richard Clarke and others (e.g. "bin Laden Determined to Strike in US)?

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)
8. Here are a few more...
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 05:08 PM
Oct 2015

1. Governor Huckabee, how much do you hate Hillary Clinton?

2. Senator Paul, Americans spent $752 Trillion dollars last month alone on food stamps and health care for the poor. How do you propose we get rid of those useless eaters?

3. Governor Bush, Your parents and brother have been seen in photographs with both Bill and Hillary Clinton. How can we be sure your hatred of them will be sufficient?

4. Ms. Fiorina, Bernie Sanders applied with your company when you were the head of HP. Did any other democrat moochers come looking for a hand out while you were there?

5. Senator Rubio, You personally observed Ronald Reagan being lifted up to heaven by angels sent from God himself. Do you think the devil himself will come for both of the Clintons any time soon?

6. Senator Cruz, Is the only reason you aren't presently King of the entire Universe because of your elegance and grace? Will you accept that appointment with your usual finesse when the inevitable time comes?

7. Mr. Trump, You are clearly #1 in polling with a higher approval rating than any person ever to have inhabited the Earth. What have we done to be blessed with your awesomeness?

There are many many more, but those are the only ones I can think of right off hand.

Oh, and by the way here's the tag in case it's needed.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)
9. Mr. Chistie. Why are you a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and not the two teams that play in your own
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 05:16 PM
Oct 2015

state??

Mr. Christie. When you hugged Jerry Jones like a puppy dog, did you break any of his ribs?? And how were the ribs that Jerry Jones was serving in his luxury suite in Jerry Jones Memorial Stadium??

Takket

(21,635 posts)
10. Question for the entire panel...
Sat Oct 31, 2015, 05:38 PM
Oct 2015

Why is Obama a Muslim athiest homosexual terrorist lover who hates america and wants to take away all our guns and deficate on the constitution?

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