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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStolen from Dr. Strange in the sports forum: The NFL Punishment Generator.
I am suspended 5 games for using the word "Douchebag".
http://deadspin.com/taste-roger-goodells-wrath-with-our-nfl-punishment-gene-1720846778
tularetom
(23,664 posts)For taking a dump in the end zone to celebrate scoring a TD.
Of course I lied about making Roger Goodell look bad.
missingthebigdog
(1,233 posts)For using Roger Goodell's name in vain.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)You have been suspended 4 games because, in your words: Deflated some footballs.
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Brother Buzz
(36,469 posts)You have been suspended 5 games because, in your words: "I moved the goalposts"
Then I was suspended a second time - Do twin suspensions run concurrently or consecutively? I'm afraid to ask them for fear of being suspended for the entire season.
You have been suspended 9 games because, in your words: "I ejected the zebras from the game"
On edit: If the suspensions run consecutively, I'm out for the season! 9 + 5 = 14 and there are only 11 games left. Crap, I'd miss 3 games next year and I'm just entering the negotiation phase of my contract renewal. Shit!
Dr. Strange
(25,925 posts)for stealing the link that I stole from deadspin, ya douchebag.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)N the sports group.
RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)snooper2
(30,151 posts)HARSH!
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Just for being poly. Okay, one of my partners is in an open marriage. And okay, yes, there are photos and video. Also, yeah, perhaps a little weed and alcohol was involved.
But...six games for consensual mutually-enjoyed victim-less fun seems extreme.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,199 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,925 posts)(Which is a clear violation of Rule 32, paragraph 3, subsection shizzle.)
trumad
(41,692 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)trumad
(41,692 posts)Yavin4
(35,446 posts)What kind of fucking shit is that?
petronius
(26,603 posts)SidDithers
(44,228 posts)I can do 1 game in my sleep.
Sid