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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAbsent while on duty. . . . Please come CAPTION Kevin McCarthy!!!
Kevin ("Mouthful of marbles" McCarthy is saying: "Listen, Todd, I appreciate that, but I'm dropping out of the solely race-contest for speaker while counting out good considering thought-through reasons: first, term limits are an ideal form of service yet in practice unreciprocated; the progression of this country's history-line rectifies a sanctifying term of engagement with a less demonstrating oracle-body; and my high intelligence might be a draw-back, turning members off to their occasions for governance and allegiance to their very consequence. . . . See?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kevin-mccarthy-speaker_56169926e4b0dbb8000d6a1f?ne2q33di
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Absent while on duty. . . . Please come CAPTION Kevin McCarthy!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Oct 2015
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Flo Mingo
(492 posts)1. Top of his class
At the Sarah Palin School of Public Speaking
skip fox
(19,359 posts)2. McCarthy is saying:
"The members said I had to learn the difference between 'minority' and 'magnarity' before they'd vote for me. . . . I say, who needs to be speaker anyway!"
skip fox
(19,359 posts)3. McCarthy is saying:
"My daddy told me when I make a decision-choice, I should put my wishes in one hand and take a dump in the other, and see which weighs more. . . . What I can't figure out is which hand is the speaker-House-ship, the wet hot dump, or the hand wrapped around my . . . "
dembotoz
(16,844 posts)4. my mistress has breasts like this