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leftofcool

(19,460 posts)
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:35 PM Oct 2015

I am so glad that my husband is NOT a gun humper!

That alone makes me grateful for all the other annoying things like football season, March Madness, that pile of stale cheetos around his recliner, driving a hour and a half to pick up some Kentucky bourbon (we live in a dry county), his adamant refusal to wash dishes, his electronic gadgets (if it has an "I" in front of it he probably has one), coffee spilled on my new ceramic tile, fishing trips, as well as a few other small things that used to gripe my ass over these last 40 years. Life is good without guns.

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I am so glad that my husband is NOT a gun humper! (Original Post) leftofcool Oct 2015 OP
I sold my gun last year because it made my wife upaloopa Oct 2015 #1
Just out of curiosity, because I have to find out eventually... Shandris Oct 2015 #2
. trumad Oct 2015 #5
O...M...G... Shandris Oct 2015 #8
The Ammosexual who gave this 9 year old girl an UZI would be... stone space Oct 2015 #10
I am glad you are married to a saint. As someone destined for hell mmonk Oct 2015 #3
ha... TipTok Oct 2015 #4
I'm sure that all of your guns guns guns will protect you from that mean old devil. Orrex Oct 2015 #7
Watch out! Orrex Oct 2015 #6
This is just getting weird now. Brickbat Oct 2015 #9
No guns... but your don't mind him slowly killing himself with liquor? Taitertots Oct 2015 #11
I am so glad that my wife is NOT a Hillary supporter! GummyBearz Oct 2015 #12

upaloopa

(11,417 posts)
1. I sold my gun last year because it made my wife
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:37 PM
Oct 2015

very uncomfortable. I even had it all apart a gun lock on and the bullets stored away from it.
I love her more than guns.
I wish I could convince her to ride on my motorcycle with me though.

 

Shandris

(3,447 posts)
2. Just out of curiosity, because I have to find out eventually...
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:44 PM
Oct 2015

...but what in the world is a 'gun humper'? I get its derogatory and about gun lovers, but I don't get the insult itself...? Like...why those words, you know? What's a 'humper'? Or is it the nice euphemism for the F word? That's about the only one I could think of, but that being such an old term (to me at least), I didn't think that was it.

Help?

 

Shandris

(3,447 posts)
8. O...M...G...
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:56 PM
Oct 2015

...okay, even I needed a 'Trigger Warning' for that.

Erm...if he sells that weapon, does it need a Trigger Warning? It should probably need a complete disinfection, but a warning at the very least. WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD YOU SAVE A PICTURE LIKE THAT!?

Thank you, I think that demonstrates the point perfectly.

 

stone space

(6,498 posts)
10. The Ammosexual who gave this 9 year old girl an UZI would be...
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 03:01 PM
Oct 2015

...an example of a Gun Humper.



Sometimes a Gun Humper can be spotted a mile away simply by looking at their facebook page.

For example, here's some memes from the facebook page of the Ammosexual Gun Humper who abused the little girl in that video.












mmonk

(52,589 posts)
3. I am glad you are married to a saint. As someone destined for hell
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:46 PM
Oct 2015

because I own guns, thanks for reminding how supreme beings operate.

 

Taitertots

(7,745 posts)
11. No guns... but your don't mind him slowly killing himself with liquor?
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 03:31 PM
Oct 2015

What about the danger of a three hour drive for his fix.

You seem obsessed over something that is a trivial danger (guns in the home) while embracing lifestyle choices that create an obvious danger.

"I might get intoxicated on poison, but I definitely don't keep an inanimate object"

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