The apocalypse will happen on September 23rd 2015... and is caused by gays.

[DetlefK]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/scott-lively-warns-scotus-could-unleash-antichrist-september-2015

After the breakdown of civilization and order the Supreme Court decision on gay-marriage has caused, the Anti-Christ will arise from the ashes.

When?

Yom Kippur, September 23rd 2015.

He will be a pawn of the globalist elites who want to introduce a new world-order, but he will also be the Anti-Christ.

The Anti-Christ will claim "discrimination" as the root of the world's ailings and he will enforce humanism and religious pluralism, seemingly as a way to end it.

This servant of the globalist elites will also force you into a socialist system that provides you with free food, medical treatment and shelter from cradle to grave. THAT BASTARD!

And THEN, when he has everyone but the true believers in his hands, he will proclaim a general cancellation of all debts, so everybody can have a fresh start in a society based on social justice.

And finally, when the stage has been prepared, Christians and Jews will be hunted down and reviled by society for refusing to support the new system.




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I don’t think there is any question, Biblically, that the cultural celebration of “gay marriage” portends judgment from God. The only real question in my mind is whether it truly signals the imminent “beginning of sorrows” or is just another step in the path leading to God’s wrath at a later time.

So... there is no question that gay-marriage will cause the apocalypse. Except that he doesn't know whether gay-marriage will actually cause the apocalypse or whether it will be something else in the future.

[Shrike47]

1. Eat dessert first tonight!

[alcina]

26. I just made cookies

What a fortunate coincidence! Now I can be raptured with a full belly.

[marble falls]

2. Can't it wait till the 24th? I have a dental appointment on the 23rd.

[sarisataka]

3. You could have told me

Before I made reservations for our anniversary.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Anniversary?

Your anniversary is on my birthday. I'll be i'm older than your number, i bet.

[sarisataka]

19. Fifteen years

That I have been out of my league

[ProfessorGAC]

20. I Know The Feeling!

Been married 36 years, last March. I'm 59 tomorrow. I get to celebrate because i only celebrate prime numbers.

[Iggo]

4. So, is this god person going to refund my money for the AC/DC concert on the 28th?

No?

Well then his precious little apocalypse will just have to wait then, won't it.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. Does this mean I don't have to set my alarm?

[DetlefK]

6. Try calling in "apocalypse" at work.

[GummyBearz]

7. hmm..

Anti-christ, apocalypse, Sept. 23, alarm clock... its all coming together now

[Wounded Bear]

10. Well, all of the RW dog whistle buzz words are collecting...

I'm sure he'll soon have a Sarah Palin worthy word salad finished post haste.

[Orrex]

8. If you'd told me this yesterday, I wouldn't have bothered paying my cable bill

Thanks for nothing, dammit!

[damnedifIknow]

9. These folks need help

They truly do.

[ladyVet]

11. Damn it! I won't have my relentlessly gay yard done by then. I haz a sad. nt

[BlueJazz]

12. The populace is taking this seriously...the grocery stores are packed...Packed, I tell you.!

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Superb!

Laughed out loud in my office!

[ProfessorGAC]

13. On My Birthday?!?!?!?!?

And i'm taking the day off too. What a way to ruin a perfectly good day off.

[NCTraveler]

16. Greed is causing the apocalypse before their very eyes and they are too stupid to see it. nt.

[YabaDabaNoDinoNo]

17. It is not clear as to when open season starts on the fundys? Do we REALLY have to wait for the

Cancellation of debt first?

I really don't have much debt and if I really wanted to I could be debt free, except for mortgage, next year. So seeing that I really won't have debt can I start hunting them down now?

If we can't do an early hunt can we at least ratchet up the War on Christmas until the anti crist had completed their agenda and forgiven the debt?

[n2doc]

18. Well screw the diet then! I'm eatin good tonight!

[Shrike47]

29. Bacon, bacon, bacon!

[n2doc]

32. I'm thinking Bacon Explosion Time!

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1012657-bacon-explosion

[gratuitous]

21. Some nitwit on Facebook posted about this

I was sorely tempted to ask what sort of apology we all can expect when this fearmongering doesn't pan out . . . again. I thought better (or worse) of it, but I still might start posting snarky-ass shit about the world not being ended despite the earnest warnings from the likes of Scott Lively.

[LibertyLover]

22. In the words of a commercial on tv

for, IIRC, pizza rolls, "Worst apocalypse ever."

[Bettie]

23. Wow, that's really not much warning

I should make something awesome for dinner tonight, since it is the end and all!

[hobbit709]

24. At what time? I want to fire up my vaporizer for the occasion with my best bud in it.

[KentuckyWoman]

25. Damn --- less than 9 hrs. That's not enough time.

I was really hoping to become a million dollar televangelist that invites christians to prove their faith by shooting guns before it gets outlawed and we are all forced into gay muslim gunless marriages.

Double Damn.

[SwissTony]

27. Time for me to announce I'm leaving DU...

because we're all leaving DU!!!!

See ya tomorrow.

[MrScorpio]

28. Just great

I just mowed the lawn.

[Shrike47]

30. I got the car washed, dammit.

[Archae]

31. Notice he uses the weasel word, "could."

As in "It could happen."

When it doesn't, as all these "prophesies" do, they say it's due to "Gawd spared us!" or "We prayed REAL hard an' he didn't blow us up!"

[phylny]

33. You know, you guys are all laughing, but I'm scared

for my dogs. Does this or does this not involve my dogs? Because I just made a ton of homemade dog food, and I need to know if I should take it out of the freezer for them.

[Warren DeMontague]

34. You're gonna force me to keep posting this, aren't you?

[n2doc]

35. Still waiting...n/t