And now, cow pee: the 2015 Ig Nobel Awards are here

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BBC story here

From the article:

These spoof Nobels for "improbable research" are in their 25th year.

The team behind the urination research, from Georgia Tech, won the physics Ig.

Using high-speed video analysis, they modelled the fluid dynamics involved in urination and discovered that all mammals weighing more than 3kg empty their bladders over about 21 seconds.

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1. They pegged humans at 27 seconds. We're Number One! We're Number One!

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2. The Ignobles ARE FUN

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3. In this case I suspect sampling bias

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4. Is that a comrade cow in my screen?

So the revolution succeeded.

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5. She appears to be a member of the Cowmunist Party

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6. Well of course, if you go to the forest and read Che Guevara

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7. Can't you see I'm too busy timing cow piss?

When we get to measuring the patties I'll give you a call. I know you have my back.

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8. LMAO, all for the cows, all for the cows, and the steaks

steaks are too high.