"BREAKING NEWS" on Wolf Blitzer CNN

[left-of-center2012]

Wolf Blitzer opened his show on CNN saying "There’s BREAKING NEWS" and quickly switching to a live report out of Simi Valley,
where a reporter said:
“They’re vacuuming the rug here in front of the podiums where GOP candidates will meet tonight .....”

[randys1]

1. I thought Trump farted.

[MADem]

4. (In Blitzer officious tone) .... "There's BREAKING WIND....."

[Glassunion]

5. That would be Breaking Snooze

[Frustratedlady]

2. The funniest CNN Breaking was this one I just received...

GOP front-runner Donald Trump says he "could tone it down a little" going into tonight's CNN debate.

Candidates are arriving at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Library for CNN's GOP debate. The first four candidates take the stage at 6 p.m. ET and the main event - the top 11 Republicans, including Trump - go head to head at 8 p.m. ET.

Vice President Joe Biden, speaking in California, referred to the debate, "At the Reagan Library, you're going to hear people, I suspect... who deny climate change. I think if you pushed them they'd probably deny gravity as well."

Gotta love me some Joe!

[TheBlackAdder]

3. CNN's pavlovian version of the FOX News RED ALERT endorphine generator. nt

[randys1]

6. So they have the Reagan Air Force one at the debate or something stupid like that!

A. Ronald Reagan was the single most destructive human being to get anywhere near the US Government

B. compared to you idiotic fucking teaparty moron assholes, he is or was a fucking saint - St. Ronnie


But you see, assholes, he was a DISASTER which makes you guys far worse.