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[underpants]

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We've had some IT and commo problems here at Mountain Garden 12.
Wanted to see if all went as planned.

Objectives met. We lost Jackson.
Awaiting further orders.

All other operations successful?
Were the "shackle trains" effective in moving their leadership?

Did the Walmart tunnels maintain structural integrity?
Translation issues with the People's Liberation Army worked out?

Hope all is well.

As always, your Comrade in arms.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Worked a treat...

Very few people figured out the connection between the "recall/production stoppage" of Blue Bell Ice cream so the refrigerated trucks would be available
as needed.
and the invisibility cammos worked very well, must thank Harry Potter for that one.

[underpants]

4. Good to hear

Blue Bell --- GENIUS

[11 Bravo]

2. The platypus crows at dawn. (But if ...

the Musk Ox defecates in the locker room, alter course and proceed with Plan "Copulating Screaming Hairy Armadillo".)
Over and out.

[underpants]

5. Roger

March on

[11 Bravo]

6. Wilco

Stay safe

[procon]

3. LOL - This could start a trend... nt

[Shandris]

7. The chair is against the wall.

The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.
John has a long mustache.

Why, oh WHY do I still remember that silly Red Dawn movie some 30 years later and it's dumb callsigns? I can think of many other things I'd rather remember (which...sounds odd when you read it, but does make sense in an odd way lol).

[Rex]

8. We found Jackson at the local Sip & Strut. He was purchasing a 105oz sippy cup.

Said it would fit on his 4X4 rack next to the Bible KJV and his monthly issue of Patriotic Preppers.

Update on Wal-mart/FEMA death camps - Still no luck in catching Marxist Obama at Wal-mart, they must have a secret room that switches back at a moments notice and looks just like a normal Wal-mart. No doubt as soon as we Real Christians(tm) leave the store, it turns right back around into FEMA camps for Real Christians(tm).

[Facility Inspector]

9. outpost

authenticate

[underpants]

10. Sierra Papa Alfa November X-ray

[Marrah_G]

13. ~giggle~

[hifiguy]

11. The goose is in the nest.

Repeat, the goose is in the nest.

Your loving son,

Queen Victoria

[underpants]

12. I am the wind

[hifiguy]

14. I knew SOMEBODY would get that.

[underpants]

22. :-)

Corporal, if you can't find scorpions, get two snakes and a rat.

[liberaltrucker]

15. The beacon's been moved

Under moon and stars.

All's well. Awaiting further orders.

[tanyev]

16. Roger that. We have U.S. flags raised all over the northeast quadrant of Texas.

All secure.

[underpants]

21. |~

[Cal Carpenter]

17. Problems with translation still prohibitive

Ajruddlei huretuu kitulaarschurb, You know what I mean.

[AngryAmish]

18. Rixbin. Fantuto. Combine.

×shoedull.% €,

[Bucky]

19. Help, QUICKLY!! I'm here in Houston -- Yes, I still refuse to call my hometown "Husein City"

They're rounding up our women, shipping them off to Planned Parenthood's new holding facility at the former Reliant Stadium, and forcing literally THOUSANDS of women to get cancer screens and well-woman exams. It's hideous!

[underpants]

20. As planned