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n2doc

(47,953 posts)
Mon Sep 7, 2015, 02:05 PM Sep 2015

Trump warns of Schrödinger’s immigrant

Donald Trump has updated Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment by insisting that immigrants exist in a state of both lazing around on welfare whilst simultaneously being out there stealing US jobs.

A Trump campaign spokesman declared the observation true until said immigrant is directly observed, and that there was a dire need for further studies on the phenomenon.

Mr Trump explained, “These people clearly need further observation. However, big government in Washington has confused the issue by releasing facts that threaten our dearly held lazy stereotypes.”

When asked to clarify who exactly he meant by “These people.”, Mr Trump said “C’mon, guys, we’re all grown ups. Do I really have to spell it out?”

He continued “Some guy sitting on the next bar stool at Hannigan’s , who knows – for definite – told me that Mexicans in particular have been stealing his job, and if that’s not bad enough, they’re also too lazy to work because cause they’re all on welfare.”

Mr Trump added “So it’s tricky.”

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http://newsthump.com/2015/09/07/donald-trump-warns-of-schrodingers-immigrant-who-lazes-around-on-benefits-whilst-simultaneously-stealing-your-job/

Satire if you can't tell...

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Trump warns of Schrödinger’s immigrant (Original Post) n2doc Sep 2015 OP
I call it the "Immigrant as 'job stealer'" vs the "Immigrant as 'welfare moocher'" conundrum. pampango Sep 2015 #1
Proving the immigrants are scapegoats treestar Sep 2015 #2
It's never really about the immigrant/other.. SoCalDem Sep 2015 #4
I can't remember the name of the comic Krytan11c Sep 2015 #3
"Schrodinger's immigrant" LittleBlue Sep 2015 #5
People smart enough to do that deserve our jobs... nt GliderGuider Sep 2015 #6

pampango

(24,692 posts)
1. I call it the "Immigrant as 'job stealer'" vs the "Immigrant as 'welfare moocher'" conundrum.
Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:16 PM
Sep 2015

As Europe deals with the current refugee crisis, half the right wingers say their welfare system can't support all the arriving 'moochers', while the other half moan about all the 'job stealers' entering the country.

I suppose the conservative mindset is: Immigrants/refugees are bad. It really is a fool-proof theory since all immigrants/refugees either get a job or they don't. Boom! Either way, just as the conservative predicted, they are bad. 😉

treestar

(82,383 posts)
2. Proving the immigrants are scapegoats
Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:24 PM
Sep 2015

being demonized, and different people think of different ways to demonize them.

SoCalDem

(103,856 posts)
4. It's never really about the immigrant/other..
Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:52 PM
Sep 2015

Deep down, it's just the same ole patriarchy about the wimminfolks..
Commerce-leaning folks ALWAYS (secretly) LOVE immigrants.

They like being able to rent run-down , nasty places for them to live in
They like being able to underpay them
They like being able to threaten them with deportation if they "misbehave"
They love having them here to do the awful jobs they would have to pay MORE to have citizens do

The ONLY thing they do NOT want them to do is to create families...especially when they "may" find themselves a citizen to marry

Our country like the way the Chinese were "handled" when they came over, did the hard work, had no women, then died from the labor or were sent back when they were no longer needed.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The history of Chinese Americans or the history of ethnic Chinese in the United States relates to the three major waves of Chinese immigration to the United States with the first beginning in the 19th century. Chinese immigrants in the 19th century worked as laborers, particularly on the transcontinental railroad, such as the Central Pacific Railroad.

They also worked as laborers in the mining industry, and suffered racial discrimination at every level of society. While industrial employers were eager to get this new and cheap labor, the ordinary white public was stirred to anger by the presence of this "yellow peril". Despite the provisions for equal treatment of Chinese immigrants in the 1868 Burlingame Treaty, political and labor organizations rallied against the immigration of what they regarded as a degraded race and "cheap Chinese labor". Newspapers condemned the policies of employers, and even church leaders denounced the entrance of these aliens into what was regarded as a land for whites only. So hostile was the opposition that in 1882 the United States Congress eventually passed the Chinese Exclusion Act, which prohibited immigration from China for the next ten years. This law was then extended by the Geary Act in 1892. The Chinese Exclusion Act was the only U.S. law ever to prevent immigration and naturalization on the basis of race.[1] These laws not only prevented new immigration but also brought additional suffering as they prevented the reunion of the families of thousands of Chinese men already living in the United States (that is, men who had left China without their wives and children); anti-miscegenation laws in many states prohibited Chinese men from marrying white women[2]

In 1924 the law barred further entries of Chinese; those already in the United States had been ineligible for citizenship since the previous year. Also by 1924, all Asian immigrants (except people from the Philippines, which had been annexed by the United States in 1898) were utterly excluded by law, denied citizenship and naturalization, and prevented from marrying Caucasians or owning land.[3]

Only since the 1940s when the United States and China became allies during World War II, did the situation for Chinese Americans begin to improve, as restrictions on entry into the country, naturalization and mixed marriage were being lessened. In 1943, Chinese immigration to the United States was once again permitted — by way of the Magnuson Act — thereby repealing 61 years of official racial discrimination against the Chinese. Large-scale Chinese immigration did not occur until 1965 when the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965[4] lifted national origin quotas.[5] After World War II, anti-Asian prejudice began to decrease, and Chinese immigrants, along with other Asians (such as Japanese, Koreans, Indians and Vietnamese), have adapted and advanced. Currently, the Chinese constitute the largest ethnic group of Asian Americans (about 22%), and have confounded earlier expectations that they would form an indigestible mass in American society.[citation needed] For example, many Chinese Americans of American birth may know little or nothing about traditional Chinese culture, just as European Americans and African Americans may know little or nothing about the original cultures of their ancestors.


If they could ensure that only young, strong eunuchs could come in as immigrants, they would be just fine with it..



Krytan11c

(271 posts)
3. I can't remember the name of the comic
Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:29 PM
Sep 2015

But he said that people claiming illegals were both lazy and stealing jobs are a special kind of stupid

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