Sarah Palin Is Back And Demanding A Government Job As Donald Trump’s Energy Secretary

[yuiyoshida]

Sarah Palin (R-AK) is back.

Yes, the former Governor who quit her job in Alaska allegedly because political opponents were hounding her thinks things would be so much better in a national job, like say, Energy Secretary. This is what she told an understandably shell-shocked Jape Tapper on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Sure, you didn’t want her for VP in 2008 when she ran with Senator John McCain (R-AZ), but she feels she would be a great fit for a Trump administration’s Department of Energy. You know, before she dismantles the department. (No, I’m not making that up.)

First Palin treated us to her belief that God put things on this earth for us to use and abuse with no responsibility, topped off with her belief that the oil we drill here isn’t sold on a global market, “I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby: oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the Earth for mankind’s use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations.”

Cue Jake Tapper blinking rapidly as he digested Palin’s bizarrely angry rant about God’s sadness that we aren’t using enough oil.

http://www.politicususa.com/2015/09/06/sarah-palin-recommends-head-trumps-dept-energy.html

[hexola]

1. I've never heard of puclic pleas/auditions for these sort of positions...

Historically speaking...has anyone ever taken this tact...?

[question everything]

2. She can be posted back in Alaska with a pair of binoculars

observing any invasion by Russia or China.

[hexola]

3. 1982 Calling...Michael Jackson wants his jacket back...(nt)

[Control-Z]

4. This is all I've got for her:

[yuiyoshida]

5. boy..

HOwdee!!

[spanone]

6. well, jake shouldn't be surprised, he gave her the platform to spew her brand of dumb

she should be banished from ever appearing on a network with 'news' in it's name

[packman]

7. Every time I hear that nasal voice echoing around in that bubble head

I'd like to slap John McCain for letting loose that Alaskan Kraken on the American people.

[Va Lefty]

8. Thank you Sen. McCain

what a great choice.

[longship]

9. The current Secy of Energy has a PhD from Stanford in theoretical physics.

The previous Secy of Energy has a PhD in physics from UC Berkeley and also a Nobel Prize in physics.

I don't think sister Sarah has the qualifications, unless it is in a Trump administration, that is.

We know where this goes...

[Nailzberg]

10. Shes so dumb she's trying to get the wrong job. Raping and pillaging the land is Dept of Interior.

[truebluegreen]

19. Indeed.

And can you imagine her in charge of any kind of nu-cu-lar program?

[Major Hogwash]

11. Hahaha!!!!!!!! She wanted to be the Secretary of Education first!

But, she couldn't spell the word "education" on her Facebook page correctly!!

[yuiyoshida]

12. Secamatary of Edumakashion!!!

welcome to Idiocracy

[Major Hogwash]

15. Hahaha!!! No kidding.

I can see the library . . . from my house!!

[gratuitous]

13. She's aware she'll have to show up for work, isn't she?

Not to mention the pay cut from idle grifting of the rubes.

[yuiyoshida]

14. We don't have a thing to worry about as she will probably

Quit her job in a few weeks.

[pamela]

16. She said "It will be a short term."

To which Tapper resisted the urge to say "Why? Are you going to quit halfway through like you did as Governor?"

In the same interview she said that people in America should "speak American." Hey Sarah, you're a fucking idiot. Is that "American" enough for you?

[SummerSnow]

17. I just looooove the fact that she is vying for the job, the more she talks

about being in his possible cabinet the better.

[rug]

18. Obama's two Energy Secretaries were a Nobel Laureate and a MIT professor.

This is like putting SpongeBob in charge of NASA.

[lpbk2713]

20. Wants to put her grifting on a new level.

She's always eager to take a ride on the gravy train.