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reddread

(6,896 posts) Fri Sep 4, 2015, 01:00 PM Sep 2015

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Never setting foot in Florida

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/us/king-cobra-missing-orlando-florida/

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Never setting foot in Florida (Original Post) reddread Sep 2015 OP

Not to worry, I'm sure Florida Man will save the day jberryhill Sep 2015 #1

Never setting foot in Florida onehandle Sep 2015 #2

It will probably get run over by a car. Baitball Blogger Sep 2015 #3

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

1. Not to worry, I'm sure Florida Man will save the day

Reply to reddread (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 01:14 PM

Sep 2015

He'll get messed up, take his clothes off and either try to eat it or have sex with it.

Or both.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

2. Never setting foot in Florida

Reply to reddread (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 01:14 PM

Sep 2015

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My wife and I sold our timeshare. No more Florida for us.

Baitball Blogger

(46,770 posts)

3. It will probably get run over by a car.

Reply to reddread (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 01:24 PM

Sep 2015

Around here, all it has to do is get near the road. If a driver in 4 wheel drive sees it, he'll swerve to intentionally hit it.

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