Angry Bristol Palin wants Obama to get off her damn Alaska lawn, stop renaming her mountains

[DonViejo]

-snip-

He announced yesterday that he will be renaming Mt. McKinley, Denali, its “traditional Native American name.”

(...)

By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …

Cue the “quitter speech” by Half -Term Governor Mom Sarah Palin in 2009:

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans, to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor. And it is always great to be in Fairbanks. The rugged rugged hardy people that live up here and some of the most patriotic people whom you will ever know live here, and one thing that you are known for is your steadfast support of our military community up here and I thank you for that and thank you United States military for protecting the greatest nation on Earth. Together we stand.

And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America soaring through nature’s finest show. Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun.

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/angry-bristol-palin-wants-obama-to-get-off-her-damn-alaska-lawn-stop-renaming-her-mountains/

[Proud Liberal Dem]

1. Who made her QUEEN of Alaska?

[hifiguy]

32. She crowned herself.

Like when Napoleon crowned himself Emperor of the French.

But Napoleon had an army to back him up. All Pistol or Pustule has is Princess Sparklemoose.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

58. "Princess Sparklemoose"

I definitely plan on using this from time to time-if you don't mind.

[hifiguy]

59. Not mine. Was coined by another DUer

a year ago at the time of the Great Kegger Riot. Use it freely!

[SummerSnow]

80. By all means. I love it. knr!!

[NightWatcher]

2. Doesn't she have a keg to tap and a fist fight to start with a baby daddy?

[mcar]

3. That's gonna leave a mark

[hollysmom]

4. tell her to keep having babies without daddies, she is perfect example for abstinence

who knew?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. Go look for your next baby daddy, Bristol. n/m

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

6. LOL. Proof she doesn't know her mother.

But then again, she doesn't seem to know much else either.

[A Simple Game]

40. If she read all of the newspapers like her mother does she would know this stuff. n/t

[wheniwasincongress]

65. Her mom would recommend some for her daughter...

but she can't recall the names!

[Vinca]

7. She's probably just miffed Obama chose her next kid's name: Denali.

[treestar]

25. lol

[passiveporcupine]

39. OMG

Best post I've read in some time.

[progressoid]

83. Thread win!

[Hepburn]

84. LMAO!!!!

And it works soooooooooo well with Palin!

[gratuitous]

8. Is she back in Alaska now?

Or is she still living in Arizona? Not that I care.

[Gloria]

26. I was wondering that, too...

I guess she needs momma and babysitters to take care of #2 when it arrives.

[roguevalley]

9. Bristol Palin and her crew are a joke up here.

[world wide wally]

10. I wish Obama would say, "OK, let's call it Mount Palin", just to see her take a selfie of her

and the mountain.

[KamaAina]

23. How about Mt. Abstinence-Preaching Unmarried Single and Pregnant Mom?

[sarisataka]

11. .

[riversedge]

12. Obama should say--Your mama lost kiddo. Get over it.

[AngryOldDem]

13. "I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …"

Yeah, like you run with such enlightened, educated people, Bristol...

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. She's probably too busy taking pregnancy tests, buying booze, and learning the name of the dude....

....she just woke up next to to talk about mountains and nature and shit.....

[Maedhros]

31. Nobody in Alaska calls it "McKinley."

Nobody.

[Takket]

54. she calls it "that thing what got pointy rocks and white freezy stuff on top"

[Gman]

14. Wow. Tried to read that fairwell address and just can't do it

It's all over the place rambling.

Regardless of what Bristol says, we know what people in Alaska think of that family. And it's not nice.

[SunSeeker]

16. K & R

[SummerSnow]

17. Shut up Bristol, go to college and do something productive

Aww, Obama took her next baby name. She's mad.

[muntrv]

66. What college would accept this dingbat?

[cloudbase]

67. There's a barber college somewhere that will. n/t

[SMC22307]

76. The same four that accepted her mother? (n/t)

[hifiguy]

82. Ba-zinga!

[lpbk2713]

18. This family really likes highlighting their ignorance.

You can always spot a rethuglican a mile away.

[eissa]

19. Oh my God, you guys

Like, the President just thinks he can name stuff? Like, really, Obama? No one I know even understands what the word Denali means! Why would we call a mountain something we don't even know the meaning of?!

Has anyone seen Tricks...Twix....whatever his name is. Ooohh., shiny object!

[tanyev]

20. First of all, it's highly unlikely that Bristol even reads 'her' blog, much less writes it.

Second of all, nobody says it better than Wonkette:

OH YEAH, BRISTOL? Maybe you were too busy getting knocked up by the Lord to know What Mountains Is Called, but your mother, your repugnant idiot mother, you know, that lady who ran Alaska for like seven minutes before she ran out to buy cigarettes and never came back, SHE KNOWS what the mountain is supposed to be called, and it’s called “Denali,” according to Alaskans. Look, here is your mommy, on video, quitting her job and saying “Denali”:

Read more at http://wonkette.com/593545/sarah-palin-its-time-to-have-the-denali-talk-with-your-dumbass-daughter-bristol#zYU7quMu8TUxYAyr.99

[jtuck004]

22. "First of all, it's highly unlikely that Bristol even reads..." < I'll read the rest later. n/t

[yuiyoshida]

21. She is just bitter cause her mom hogs the spot light...she THINKS SHE is due now..

cause no one has told her to STFU yet.

[dieter]

24. Shouldn't Bristol be off doing prenatal care for her 2nd bastard child?

I'm glad that Medal of Honor winner got out of the relationship with her. He's already had enough crap in his life without the Palins around.

[demmiblue]

30. Her children are not bastard children. They are children.

What decade are you living in?!

[Rose Siding]

35. thank you

[demmiblue]

38. It is getting strange up in here, that is for certain.

And, no, thank you for not letting me feel like I am the only one who seems to get it!

[dieter]

75. I'm afraid that by definition they are bastard children

Last edited Sat Sep 5, 2015, 03:16 PM - Edit history (4)

According to Merriam-Webster:

"bastard

noun bas·tard \ˈbas-tərd\

Definition of BASTARD

1 : an illegitimate child"

link: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bastard

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Under common law, an illegitimate child is one born to parents who are not married. Bristol has never been married but has had one child out of wedlock and is soon to have the second.

The term says much more about the parents than the children. All offense is toward Palin, and not the innocent children who had no choice in the matter.

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demmiblue, I am living in the decade where people use terms that are accurate. Such as the term "bastard." Where being PC is not a thing on a site like DU because people are allowed to say things that might offend.

In fact, being offensive and causing people to actually think is a great goal of a site like DU. Otherwise DU would be just another worthless site.

Too bad you are such a prude. If you find offense at my posts then feel free to use the "ignore" function or just do not read things on DU that might upset your sensibilities.

[passiveporcupine]

43. bastard chlld?

Did you know you are posting on DU?

[valerief]

27. She should crawl back to her box, shut up, and drop another "I'm sorry I'm pregnant" kid. nt

[Geronimoe]

28. Sarah Palin's Alaska -season 1, episiode 1, "Mama Grizzly"

Sarah and Todd Palin climb one of the peaks of Denali.

Hey Bristol, ya ever meet these two Alaskans?

[Lizzie Poppet]

29. All slut shaming aside...

...the most annoying thing about Bristol's remarks is that she seems more concerned about the renaming than about Obama signing off on oil exploration (which she probably supports). Nice fucking sense of priorities there, Bristol.

[MyNameGoesHere]

33. Sarah Palin Jr. should have

kept her legs shut and her ears open. Then she could have heard her own unwanted pregnancy advise, and Sarah Palin Sr. talk about Denali.

[demmiblue]

37. Why should she keep her legs shut?

Young women aren't allowed to enjoy sex?

Why do you assume her pregnancies/children are not wanted?

My dog, yes, I am defending Bristol Palin! Lol... stranger things have happened. Enough with the slut shaming on a Democratic board.

[passiveporcupine]

46. thank you n/t

Even if the pregnancies were unwanted or unexpected, the way to handle unwanted pregnancies is with contraception, not avoiding sex.

Women have as much right to enjoy sex as men.

[MyNameGoesHere]

53. Oh please

She can screw whomever she wants and as many times as she desires. But she can't preach her anti-abortion garbage, her family values shit, then say I am so sorry I disappointed everyone, OOOPS I get pregnant again without a little blow back. Personally if she spent more time being normal we wouldn't have to see her name in the print at all. So Sarah Jr. Please fuck more and enjoy life. Maybe the public spotlight isn't the best use of your youth and wisdom.

[kiri]

70. agree

Bristol and all females can fuck as much as they want--or do not want. The key issue is that the Palins must not lie around and condem others for fucking as they please.

Hypocrisy, double standards, self-appointed godliness, self-righteousness... come to mind.

[tex-wyo-dem]

68. I agree with you, however...

She was all up in everyone's face about abstinence "education", but did the opposite in her personal life...total hypocrisy....

Just like that Duggar guy...don't really care he had the Ashley Madison account, but when you annoyingly preach "family values" and work for a repugnant organization like Family Research Counsel AND have the AM account, then I have a problem

Total hypocrisy....the conservative SOP

[jeff47]

78. When she insists other women need to do that, it becomes relevant.

Her hypocrisy between her "career" of pushing abstinence and her personal life of not pushing abstinence makes it relevant.

If she came out next and said "Women can sleep with whomever they want, get out of our bedrooms you scolds!", then it would no longer be relevant.

[tavalon]

34. It's nice that they can still offer up amusing idiocy

That's a family that doesn't pay much attention to one another. Not that one would really want to.

[Helen Borg]

36. Shut up Bristol!

[Fuddnik]

41. Just for revenge, she'll name her soon to be born child, Obama Hussein Palin.

It's better than any other name in the family.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

42. As someone who was born and raised not far

from the sound of Bow Bells, I find her name a bit hilarious.

[rurallib]

44. she was planning on naming the next kid mount mckinley

now what is she going to do?

[tammywammy]

47. She can name it Denali

But would pronounce it as denial, as in denial that birth control works or denial that her abstinence advocacy is a failure.

[rurallib]

49. she is in denial on denali

when she is mounted she wants a mckinley

[PowerToThePeople]

45. Revert it all back to native imo

[hifiguy]

61. That is up there with Welsh in its unpronounceability.

And that's saying something.

[JHB]

48. For what earthly reason should I care what this dope says?

I'm just not in a "ZOMG! Can you believe what Bristol Palin said today?!?!" kind of mood.

In fact, I'm never in that mood.

[Demeter]

50. Did you hear that buzzing noise?

Must be one of those large Alaskan mosquitoes......

[Takket]

51. i've never called it Denali either...

but that doesn't mean changing the name wasn't the right thing to do. if Obama had refused to change the name she'd be going on about what an insult it is to all native Alaskans like her lol

[randys1]

52. What happened to America? Dumb ass, childish, immature morons are paid attention to by the media.

But a person works on climate change or feeding the poor and you will never hear about them.

We deserve the pain we are going to suffer from our ignorance.

[Feeling the Bern]

55. Bristol who? Who is this person?

[Dawson Leery]

56. Bristol is only famous because of the non hero John McCain.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

57. Apparently, her ghostwriter doesn't have google

A simple search for "Palin" and "Denali" turns up the quote.

[Sunlei]

60. reminds me, Bristol Bay needs to change back to Beringia

[delrem]

62. Now that's funny!

[cstanleytech]

63. Bristol Palin? That name almost sounds familiar.

Like someone who might have actually been relevant..........................in their own mind.

[lobodons]

64. Bristol just confirms her ignorance

guess it runs in the family.

[tavernier]

69. Haha how cute...

Have another baby. Or two or three. Grandmaw will finally get tired of them and then you'll need insurance.

Can't we find jobs for this freeloading family?

[ladyVet]

71. Well, bless her heart.

Who knew stupidity could be so persistent. One would think a few years of maturity and time away from the Quitter would have taught her something. At least, she might have learned what really makes babies.

And no, I don't care how many kids she has, in or out of wedlock. I just have no respect for smug, two-faced people.

[niyad]

72. geez, even the grifter's resignation speech was complete word salad.

[Blue_In_AK]

73. Bristol's drunk.

The mountain, almost universally for as long as I can remember, has been called Denali by locals, especially since the NP was renamed under ANILCA in 1980.

[MurrayDelph]

74. It's always nice when kids goes into their parents' business

which in Bristol's case is saying stupid shit to get attention.

[ProfessorPlum]

77. TBogg is hilarious

All of his stuff on the Palins is masterful.

[rockfordfile]

79. What a republican idiot

[woodsprite]

81. My SIL is a repub who grew up in Alaska.

She said she really doesn't like Pres. Obama or his politics, but she respects him and she said this is the one thing he's done that she can get 100% behind him on -- acknowledging the name that her ancestors and family called the mountain.