South Dakota Republicans Want To Sneak A Peek Inside Teen Athletes’ Pants

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(as always, the comments are well worth the read)

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South Dakota Republicans Want To Sneak A Peek Inside Teen Athletes’ Pants


Once again proving the age-old axiom that sex-bigot Republicans are actually sex-obsessed perverts, South Dakota state Rep. Roger Hunt has a fun proposal to prevent the scourge of transgender high school students playing for the wrong team, if you know what we mean:
A high school athletic group enacted a policy last year that allows students to decide for themselves which gender group they will compete with. But some lawmakers are unhappy with that concept. […] The proposal from Rep. Roger Hunt, R-Brandon, would rely on official birth certificates and visual inspections for determining gender rather than allowing people to decide and declare their gender on their own.

See, last year the South Dakota High School Activities Association board of directors said girls who identify as girls can choose to play on the girls’ full-body contact chess team, even if they were born with penis genitalia and their birth certificate says “THIS IS A BOY, WITH A PENIS, IN HIS BOY PARTS.” Because this is America, land of the free, even in South Dakota, and you should thus have the freedom to play for whatever team you want, for freedom and America. And also, seriously, who gives an aerodynamic fuck, it’s just high school sportsball, fercrissake, and if people are going to twist their panties about what is happening in our schools these days, shouldn’t it be about things like whether teachers are paid a living wage and whether science classes are teaching kids actual science, instead of phony baloney Bible magic tricks?
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Hunt has yet to write his wet dream legislation; for now, it’s just a sorta idea bobbing around in his brain. But clearly, it’s very important to him because this guy has tried to get himself elected to office a metric jizz-ton of times, since the last century, presumably to protect the kids these days from the Trans-Gay Gender Marriage Agenda of New Hampshire and Oregon:
Hunt was a candidate for the South Dakota House in 1998 but was not elected. He again was a candidate for the House in 2002 but was not elected. He was then elected to the South Dakota State House of Representatives in 2004. He has served in that position since, representing the 10th District. Hunt and his wife, Sharon Boese, have three children.

We have no doubt that, as a parent, Hunt would be perfectly comfortable with some designated school official looking at his kids’ privates. Right? Think of the children. You know, the other children.

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1. This is what happens when

the lines of Church State relations are blurred. There are a couple of hard core Funndie Religious Groups who now have the South Dakota GOP in their control. A point of interest,their are more registered Democrats than Republicans in SoDak. Had a interesting conversation with a County Democratic Party board member,appears the Koch Bros.and big Ag dumped tons of bucks in the last couple of election cycles. All for GOP candidates and the real kicker is,their largest Newspaper ran a two page ad Insert paid for by the out side special interests namely Koch's and Big Ag. This hit on the Sunday of the Election. And the Editor of this paper said he runs a nonpartisan Newspaper,yah right,it is just another Gannett rag.