Cliff Notes from Donald Trump's Campaign Speech In South Carolina

[UCmeNdc]

1. My Iowa speech was the best speech I ever gave.
2. I'm suing Univision.
3. Jorge Ramos was screaming like a lunatic. He wasn't asking questions he was making statements.
4. The New York Times sucks, they said I have a toupee. It's NOT a toupee. Throws a copy of the New York Times in the air.
5. Calls audience member up on stage to inspect his hair. (missed 2 minutes, cable stopped covering, had to move to live stream)
6. Voters are tired of low energy people, Jeb is boring.
7. Jeb doesn't use his last name because we've had a lot of problems with that last name.
8. ISIS was dunking Christian heads in the ocean.
9. Vets support me the most.
10. Jeb is going down fast.
11. Ben Carson and Ted Cruz are pretty cool.
12. "The Iran pack is one of the all time...

Etc.

more here:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/27/1416030/-Cliff-Notes-from-Donald-Trump-s-Campaign-Speech-In-South-Carolina

[Gothmog]

1. That is no Gettrysberg address

[JustAnotherGen]

2. I have ADHD - so understand this when I write

Donald - look. I don't medicate either. Never have. I have the ability to hyper focus which has served me well in my career and hobbies. My parents learned early on to drive me towards activities that woud hold my interest as a reward for giving some focus to those activities I detest. It also helped having a zippy dippy skippy Hippie Mama who believed in the outside aisles of the supermarket, health food stores, and purchasing from farms long before this was 'fashionable'.

Now we were I guess "rich" growing up - but not wealthy. You have billions of dollars.

So you can afford to -

Eat a lean unprocessed free range or wild caught protein diet.
You can afford to eat fresh veggies and fruits. Build a greenhouse and hire a gardener and that way you don't have to buy organic.
You can afford a juicing machine and pasta machine (to make gluten free pasta). You can afford to hire someone to run these for you.

Get yourself some of these, lay off the alcohol, take some fish oil and B vitamins and a miracle will occur.

A miracle.

You will begin to speak in coherent sentences and focus on the task at hand.

I know - its - it is - magic.


Now get out there, get it done, and give your audience some jazz hands! You show the late Bob Fosse how it's done!




Show time!