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underpants

(182,883 posts)
Tue Aug 25, 2015, 03:16 PM Aug 2015

August 25th - time to get started

(Giant US flag background)

Be seated.

Four months from today is Christmas. We must begin preparing today for THIS will be the year we win the War on Christmas.

People, all this stuff you hear about the War on Christmas not working is a lot of BS. Americans play to win all the time. It brings out the best in us and removes all that is base.

You are ALL not going to die. Real people never let this fear of death overpower them, their sense of duty to humanity.

Our Army in the War on Christmas is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fight as a team. This individual hero stuff is BS.
Why, by Mother Nature, I actually pity the poor bastards we're going up against.

We don't need messages saying "I'm holding my position". We're not holding a damned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything but the enemy's ornaments. We're going to hold their ornaments and we're going to kick him in the a$$. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going through the enemy like s#|t through three French hens.

All right. We're all proud to fight with you guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.



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August 25th - time to get started (Original Post) underpants Aug 2015 OP
We're Zipcode Charlie Niner here in region 7. This year's gonna be different. HappyPlace Aug 2015 #1
Saaaaalute! underpants Aug 2015 #2
Santa ain't coming back seveneyes Aug 2015 #3
 

HappyPlace

(568 posts)
1. We're Zipcode Charlie Niner here in region 7. This year's gonna be different.
Tue Aug 25, 2015, 03:31 PM
Aug 2015

This year we got drones, and lots of 'em!

Over and out.

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