A little game: Who would Trump put in his cabinet?

[nolabear]

I'm thinking:

VP - Palin, who else?

Sec of the Interior - Nugent

Health and Human Resources - Dr. Phil

Sec of the Treasury - Donald Jr.

Education Sec - The whole Wharton School of Business

Help a girl out here. Let's build a cabinet. A big ol' dysfunctional, reality TV narcissistic deal-makin', woman-cherishin' cabinet.

[PoliticAverse]

1. I thought Carl Icahn had the Treasury job...

http://gawker.com/carl-icahn-changes-his-mind-says-hell-be-trumps-treasu-1722767504

[nolabear]

3. Yeah, I saw that, but it wasn't any fun. In fact it's pretty creepy.

Nothing like a raider to guard the henhouse.

[Cleita]

2. Lemme see.

Ms. New York
Ms. Massachusetts
Ms. New Hampshire
Ms Texas
Ms. Arizona
Ms. Oregon

Etc. etc. etc.

[nolabear]

4. BWAH!!

Well played.

[vankuria]

6. Don't forget Miss Universe!

I'm sure they could find something for her to do!

[Cleita]

8. She would have to be Ms. USA. Has to be a citizen. eom

[vankuria]

9. Well Trump will change that!

That will be his first executive order, if someone is beautiful enough they can be in his cabinet, citizen or not!

[Cleita]

13. Wasn't he a birther about Obama?

That would be the height of hypocrisy but I could see him doing something like that.

[vankuria]

22. Hypocrisy

is his middle name! He's got lots of money so he's got a license to do whatever he wants, especially when it comes to beauty queens! No ugly, fat people, slobs in a Trump administration!

[Cleita]

24. Excepting himself of course.

[vankuria]

5. Meatloaf, or better yet

Gary Busey and may-be Arsenio Hall for some diversity...all would make brilliant statesmen

[PoliticAverse]

7. Secretary of the Interior Decorating - Kim Kardashian.

[vankuria]

11. That will depend

if Kim gains to much weight with this pregnancy, no way would she be allowed in Trump's cabinet. No fat or ugly people need apply!

[lpbk2713]

10. Limbaugh --- Minister of Propaganda

With a hotline to Faux Snooze.

[nolabear]

15. My soul just shriveled up.

[hifiguy]

12. Larry, Moe and Curly would certainly

Be on the short list. Probably Shemp, too.

[Mnemosyne]

14. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! They had too much integrity to associate

with a creep like that guy.

[Marie Marie]

16. Megyn Kelley - Ambassador to Somolia

Hey, he likes the women.

[John Poet]

17. Dick Cheney for --- wait for it---

United States Ambassador-at-Large for War Crimes Issues

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Ambassador-at-Large_for_War_Crimes_Issues

[Blue Owl]

18. Oily Taint

n/t

[alphafemale]

19. All of us serfs.

Oh, cabinet?

I thought you said cage.

We would all be Hansel.

Have those chicken bones ready.

[jmowreader]

20. Just pick fifteen corporate raiders at random

Charles Hurwitz (google him) Secretary of the Interior
Carly Fiorina Secretary of Labor
Ted Cruz Secretary of Homeland Security
Catkiller Frist Secretary of Health and Human Services
Michael Milken Secretary of the Treasury
Hugh Grant (the one who runs Monsanto, not the celebrity) Secretary of Agriculture
Allen West Secretary of Defense
Roy Moore Attorney General
Don Blankenship (23 miners died in a coal-dust explosion at one of his mines) head of OSHA
Maurice Gallagher (CEO of ValuJet) Secretary of Transportation
Eva Moskowitz Secretary of Education
Joseph Mercola Surgeon General
whoever's running Walmart this week will be Secretary of Commerce

Vice-president? It's not really gonna matter but Palin's not busy now...

and James O'Keefe will be White House Press Secretary

[nolabear]

25. The idea of Allen West as Defense Secretary makes me want to run!

[jmowreader]

26. The idea of any of those people in positions of power do the same thing to me

[CBGLuthier]

21. Worst season of The Apprentice ever.

Not that there are any seasons of that show that are good.

[vankuria]

23. Brilliant!

Trump can make a reality show out of picking a cabinet, it'll be called "Celebrity Cabinet"!

[DUgosh]

27. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Protocol

[Initech]

28. Well his ego certainly can't fill all the positions, can it?