"Trump: I would attack ISIS on Twitter" (Borowitz Report)

[spooky3]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-i-would-attack-isis-on-twitter

"NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an effort to boost his foreign-policy credentials, the billionaire Donald Trump on Tuesday said that, if he were elected President, he would defeat ISIS with “brutal and relentless” attacks on Twitter.

“Under President Obama, ISIS has been able to maraud and rampage with impunity,” Trump told Fox News. “When I’m in the White House, the leaders of ISIS are going to bear the brunt of the most vicious tweets the world has ever known.”"

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"In yet another example, he offered, “Never see ISIS leaders with models. Why? Cannot get models. Models love Trump!”

The former reality-show star also blasted President Obama for having a Twitter account with more than three million followers and never once using it to call Russian President Vladimir Putin a loser."

[HFRN]

1. a true keyboard warrier nt

[DawgHouse]

2. Yep, just call them "big dummy" or "stupid head" and that'll show em!

[Gothmog]

3. I love good satire

[Octafish]

4. It would be better than invading Iraq.

Save a ton of money and a million lives. Smarter and more effective, too.