Making American Grate Once Again! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Are you kidding? . . . God prays to me!&quot Trump I saying: "And I'm sure that if I said it seemed like Megyn Kelly was on the rag, a lot of you would have thought I meant something other than what I would have meant: That she's irritable because she's been cleaning the house for days. . . You guys are really sick! . . . You know that?"

[skip fox]

1. "I'll tell you how I know how good looking I am.

Each time I look in the mirror I get aroused. . . . Hmmm? . . . What's so weird about that?"

[Johonny]

2. This hand's made love to me more than any woman. How can this hand resist? I'm so damn good looking.

You all wish you were this hand. Now let's talk about Iran. I ran home to look in the mirror because I'm so good looking.

[2naSalit]

3. "Let me tell you something..."

"I'm sooo good looking because I pay hundreds of plastic surgeons to maintain my good looks... I mean, why do you think I have this awesome comb over, huh?"

[skip fox]

4. "The major problem I had with Mohamed Ali

was his humility. . . He should have learned how to put himself out there, as they say."

[skip fox]

5. "I think I'm going to write a great book.

I think I'll title it the Trump Bible. . . . It will be shorter and tons more fun to read than the old Bible. . . . Wow, imagine it ain every hotel and motel room. . . . That's a lot of royalties. . . . I'll get my people on it immediately."