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Hi! I'm DR BEN CARSON*
You may not be aware of this but I was at the Republican debate last night.
It was even tough for me to see myself there because Rick Perry apparently stole my glasses, not that they helped him much. I was blinking like someone who forgot their goggles at the pool.
My staff tells me I did good. They said I filled the stage like one of the ferns on that Zach Galiafinakas show. The other fern, named Carly, was placed on stage for the opening act - did #ferntastic too I hear.
The end was a little weird. Three of the people on stage asked me to bring their cars around and Gov. Huckabee asked me if I had a good trip from Ferguson.
Looking forward to seeing you all in Iowa....if I ever find my glasses.
*Fox News graphics forgot the .
