#megynkellydebatequestions -- HILARIOUS!! Twitter trolls rise up

[underpants]

http://reverbpress.com/politics/twitter-suggests-questions-republican-debate-wins-internet/

"Candidates, how white was Jesus?"
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BTW, this needs to be a hashtag... Go!

If God were here now, which gun would he recommend for shooting lions, immigrants, women and the poor?

If 50k troops start each of 3 wars, 200k join the 1st war, & 7% die, how many people hate America?

After Obama faked his birth certificate he killed 4 Americans in Benghazi. Did Hillary know about his plan?

Some people are saying it's easier to fight the impoverished than fight poverty. Would you agree?

When looking at the rash of police brutality caught on video, are you concerned there are just too many cameras?

You've seen the Duggar daughters. Tough to fault Josh, isn't it?

Donald Trump can you please label each candidate dummy loser total jackass or not a war hero

Cite in the Bible where Jesus is heterosexual.

[SummerSnow]

1. roflmao

[tblue37]

19. I like this one:

How many bridges would you close to prevent democrats from getting to the polls on Election Day?

[Nevernose]

2. We all know that gay marriage causes Global Warming.

We all know that gay marriage causes Global Warming. What will you do to protect Israel from that? #MegynKellyDebateQuestions

This whole Twitter tag is hilarious.

[SCantiGOP]

10. We'll, I'm not a scientist

But I do know that all the scientists are wrong about global warming.

[roguevalley]

34. I love that one. Genius

[UTUSN]

3. R#6 & K n/t

[Blus4u]

4. K n R

Peace

[weknowvino2]

5. To all candidates:

Which corporate masters do you serve?

[valerief]

6. They're really funny. Thanks. I posted a couple. nt

[malaise]

7. Are you all addicted to Koch???

Hilarious

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. OMG..these are vicious!

and funny as hell.

Sounds as if a pissed off electorate is ....pissed off.

I'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock, how many Benghazi victims can you name? Even first names will count.

Since God told more than one of you to run for President, which of you is lying?

When was religion under attack?When gay marriage was legalized?Or when black churches were literally burned down?

[Hepburn]

22. "Since God told more than one of you to run for President, which of you is lying?"

Coffee spew...

[HassleCat]

26. God told them all to run

What? You think He has no sense of humor?

[bjobotts]

38. What God said was "When you see me coming you better run"

[HassleCat]

43. And...

Abe said, "Where you want I should make this presidential run?
God said, "Go play in the middle of Highway 61."

[barbtries]

9. they are good

Do you believe the people of Isreal will go straight to hell because they haven't accepted Jesus?

Who does Jesus hate more...gays, Jews, illegal immigrants, or Obama?

If elected president, how many troops will you deploy to each woman's uterus?

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. OKAY! Now THAT's debate prep. I feel totally ready for tonight.

Thanks for posting!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. FOX "News" will offer a 3 million dollar gig for the first to drop out, any takers?

[Marie Marie]

13. Wicked Twitter Trolls?

More like Wicked Funny. I can't stop laughing.

I need some damn funny snark to get me through listening to these assholes and their plans to squeeze even more from the middle class and the poor while cutting taxes for the rich and starting multiple wars. Gonna be a tough night. Hey Trump - I'm counting on you for some pure laugh out loud funny entertainment - please do not disappoint.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Mr. Huckabee, who is more religious, you or Jesus?

[Aerows]

15. I liked:

Would you use conventional or nuclear weapons to win the war on Christmas?

[Aerows]

16. This was a good one, too!

Do you think that guns have been given enough rights? Is there a way to protect unborn guns?

[rocktivity]

17. But this thread is useless without the actual source

https://twitter.com/hashtag/MegynKellyDebateQuestions?src=hash


rocktivity

[Stardust]

18. Donald, if elected, will Americans have toupee more taxes?

Pinboy, is that you?

[dixiegrrrrl]

24. 60% disapprove of Obama, 50% strongly disapprove. Please use math in a sentence"

[Greybnk48]

28. You could ask Rand Paul that too! LOL! n/t

[Scuba]

20. Satire? Who can know for sure?

[phylny]

21. I'm always so tickled at how funny so many people are :)

"POTUS has declared being pro breathing clean air. How would you stop this tyrannical move?"

[OldRedneck]

23. Why didn't Megyn Kelly ask the REALLY important question:

Who is the father of Bristol Palin's second bastard child???

[Fantastic Anarchist]

36. Did she have another child? N/T

[samsingh]

25. or an actual questions fing reporters have asked: "which of you love America more?"

[mercuryblues]

27. my favorites.

God created the Earth in a week. Obama needed 6 years to fix the Economy. How lazy is Obama? #MegynKellyDebateQuestions

#megynkellydebatequestions As President, how would you protect Texas from being invaded by the federal government?

MegynKellyDebateQuestions If elected, what would you do to ensure that Jesus and Santa stay white?

[d_legendary1]

29. (summoning inner troll)

-How would you go about instituting Affirmitive Action for white people? You know, to level the playing field.

-Big Gubbermint has always been a problem to the average american. Which corporations would you put in your cabinet to ensure that the Feds get off people's backs?

-This country was raised on christian ideals. If elected which version of the bible would you mandate as the official bible of the United States?

-The war on drugs has so far been a success. How has profiling minorites helped keep drugs from away from Suburban areas?

-An innocent lion was killed by a man with a gun. If elected will you make it easier for lions to obtain a weapon for self defense purposes?

-GMO foods have been a controvortial topic in social media. How would you protect their anonymity?

-Officers across the country have come under attack by the recent actions of a few corrupt cops. Kindly explain how your position on perserving the values of the police state that keeps us safe.

That's all I got for now. My troll is exhausted.

[underpants]

30. That some good trolling

[d_legendary1]

33. Feel free to spread'em around

I would do it but I'm unavailable to do so at the moment.

[Angry Dragon]

31. lol

[stuffmatters]

32. Could Dr Carson separate Scott Walker's lips conjoined to Koch Bros butt?

I think that was one of the entries I read last night. I know someone else funnier than I am thought it up.

[roguevalley]

35. marco rubio, when was the last time you were grounded. :D

[nxylas]

37. Another good one

https://twitter.com/JamesEdWood/status/629415985687212032?s=09

[calimary]

39. These are ALL great! Including the ones offered here in these posts!

[passiveporcupine]

40. Priceless!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

41. Jesus lived for about 30-35 years and never married. Hmmm. nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

42. lol