So post your pick here.... Who will be the first GOPer to drop

[LynneSin]

Bonus points if you can give us the message God told him/her when they made that decision and the name of their soon to be released Autobiography.

[yuiyoshida]

1. Going to go with

Chris Christie, to be the first to drop out.. he's not really popular and the video of him being booed in his own state, can't really help his campaign.

[LynneSin]

2. His autobiography- 'buy my book or I'll punch you in the face'

haha

[yuiyoshida]

6. That seems to be his mem lately

punching people in the face.

[Krytan11c]

24. The title should be

No bridge too far

[ericson00]

32. Bridge Over Troubled Campaign

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Out, or Dead?

[rurallib]

4. Santorum got no bucks and no sugar daddy this round

and this round everyone else is crazier.
I vote for old Man-on-Dog to opt into the VP pool soon.

[Brother Buzz]

7. Not even a juicy book to promote

I believe he's already been relegated to the second tier in the VP pool.

[MrMickeysMom]

5. Geez… it's hard to say...

Probably whoever doesn't perform circus acts for the Kochs the best. I'd like to see them all line up first and put their arms together like seals.

The only woman/horrible CEO figure will probably fizzle out first, if I had to guess.

Fizzle…. z-z-z--z-z-z-zz

[Heather MC]

8. Carly Fiorina, LOL

[LynneSin]

9. She's not dropping out. We are just outsourcing her campaign overseas

[El Supremo]

10. That...

frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

[CBGLuthier]

11. Probably the one who says "fuck it" the most times during the debate

Unless that is rump since nothing he says seems to do anything except make the rubes love him more.

[lonestarnot]

12. 1st clown down will be poor old dumbass gov. from TX. He wouldn't have remembered how to get there

anyway. He'll try to keep running after he drops out, because he will forget that too. Oopser.

[Chemisse]

15. Once he realizes that putting on a pair of glasses does not make him look smarter

When he still says stupid things. Oops!

[lonestarnot]

16. Two camps now under criminal spotlights, and criss crispie bus eater may punch someone in the face

yet.

[UTUSN]

13. That's asking, "Who of the Repukes has most sense?!1" Non-working question!1 n/t

[fadedrose]

14. Donald will drop out first

because of the agreement between him and Bill Clinton. God was not invited nor asked for his advice, deferring to Bill because he is the more skillful politician. We all know how God is, everything on the up and up, or he won't play. So any messages he gets will not be from God, maybe some kind of god, but not the regular God.


Bill will deny the contact and Trump will think of something clever on his own, trashing all 17 of the Republican candidates so that even their clothes are not salvagable. Even Rush Limbaugh will vote for a Democrat, guess who.

And the the Constitution will be changed and Obama will be allowed to run for a third term with the regular God's blessing.

[geek tragedy]

17. Lindsay Graham, because who is he trying to kid? nt

[840high]

22. Or Christie.

[MelungeonWoman]

33. Himself.

[Throd]

18. Scrotum

[bluedigger]

19. Jim Gilmore

"Say My Name! Please?"

[steve2470]

31. this guy, I had to look up his name nt

[Binkie The Clown]

20. That guy whose name I can't remember. You know the one I mean. n/t

[lpbk2713]

21. Rubio is in way over his head.

And he seems to be the only one who doesn't know it.

[rufus dog]

26. Being from Florida and Hispanic

Dolt Boy will hang around hoping for a VP slot.

[MyOwnPeace]

23. This IS a great question!

So many choices - so many reasons - yet we need to use "logic" to consider who will drop out when there is NO logical reason for just about ALL of them regarding why they even decided to run?
I mean, yes, we are calling it a "clown show" but, OMG, it really is!!!! And we're supposed to use "logic" to figure out who deserves to continue and who will quit first?

Good luck with that!!!!!

PS: I'm picking Scumtorum!!

[dembotoz]

25. depends on which state has the next disaster that requires full attention

build goodwill while fundraising and have your face all over tv.

christie had it with sandy but squandered it

field too crowded. disaster will save face and build towards 20

[Kelvin Mace]

27. Carly, since Cruz's SuperPac just wrote her a BIG check

for something like $500,000.

[NanceGreggs]

28. Sorry ...

I thought there was more to the OP title.

I thought it was going to read: "Who will be the first GOPer to drop dead ..." - ya know, one of those wishful thinking kind of posts.

[EarlG]

29. Bush will drop out first

He'll say God wanted him to spend more time doing nothing.

His autobiography will be titled Meh! It Could Have Been Me, But I Couldnt Be Bothered

[DAMANgoldberg]

30. George Pataki

followed by Rick Perry, Bobby Jindal, and Lindsey Graham.

[COLGATE4]

34. Santorum nt

[Gothmog]

35. Santorum is hurting financially