Republican, shopping for a Prez ... in the cereal isle
Wow, so many boxes. The whole isle is filled with decisions, that I don't want to think .... to Drudge through. Healthy stuff is out!!! I hate stuff that everyone tells me tastes like saw dust. Fiber my ass ! .....No, I mean, no to that, because I know freedom fries are full of fiber, so that's were I draw the line. Whats with stuff with fruit and nuts .... that is bird food, before we shoot em from the porch, am I right? I hate "granola", what is that some kind of communist, fascist, socialist invasion of my cereal isle? Just give some of that good old American stuff, from the 1950's brands, that I know and love and have loved forever as a consumer, and still demand!
Still too many choices, damn it! Count Chocula .... hell no that dude is, um, um, never mind....... I do Love me some sugar in my bowl, kind of makes me feel better, for a short time anyway ............ So, how'bout that Captain Crunch??? Yeassss, delicious any time, but it does kinda stick to my false teeth ... well then, put some Tony Tiger in my bowl .... na ... they don't stay crunchy sweet forever, too boring for the everyday.
I got it !!! Good old American Corn Pops ..... floats and everything .... sweet, sweet, GMO stuff that HAS'ENT KILLED me yet. I am handling the diabetes, obesity, heart disease, just like a patriot !!!!!!!
Oh, heck, I'm still looking for the right one ..... but with so many to choose from, it is very confusing, almost blinding me !!!! ...... and don't ever expect me to read the labels ..... that's for sissy liberal Commie consumers who don't give a crap about good old free trade ..... don't get me started .... shopping for a Prez is tough, especially with so many to choose from, I mean. I guess I'll turn on Fox News and see what they have to tell me.
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