Desperate in Louisiana! . . . Please come CAPTION Bobby Jindal!!!

[skip fox]

Bobby ("If there had been evolution, why isn't it in the Bible?&quot Jindal is saying: "A lot of my colleagues will say anything, no matter how stupid, just to get into the debate. . . . Not me. . . . I'm a man of principle. . . . For instance, I know Planned Parenthood doesn't perform abortions in Louisiana, but I'm cutting all state funding for them on principle. . . . I realize Louisiana doesn't share a border with Mexico, but I'm having a wall built on principle. . . . And I realize ISIS, the Taliban, and al-Qaeda are in the Middle East, but I outlawed all terrorist training camps in my state! . . . You got it, 'on principle'! . . . Trust me when I say that the debate is the last thing on my mind."

[skip fox]

1. Jindal is saying:

"You may have seen my picture on milk cartons. . ."

[Johonny]

2. I want people to remember I never raised taxes until that one time I did

because I had by then so totally sunk the states budget and sold off its assets, cut services to the bone that there was nothing else I could do. It is that kind of kind and carefully laid out policy planning which I will bring both to planned parenthood and the nation. And remember if anyone says I raised taxes they are a liar. In closing I want to remind people I'd make a great VP. Please, don't leave me stuck here in this dump. The people that run it are crazy.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Bobby Jindal erupts into uncontrollable laughter as he reacts to the funniest joke

he's ever heard after which he resumed his normal happy face.

[Feron]

4. Reminds me of the Warriors mugshot:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/it-aint-just-paint

[dembotoz]

5. I thought god was giving me a text like he did 4 Moses, but it was just a new bloom county cartoon