"What 'scalp-reduction technique'? You're crazy!". . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("Born with a golden enema-bag&quot Trump is saying: "You're right, I fired my staffer because in his Facebook postings he called Chris Christie a 'fat slob.' . . . I mean, Mr. Christie has always seemed rather neat to me. . . . And, oh yeah, 'cause he used the N-word several dozen times. . . . That's still wrong, right?"


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CAPTION based on the following Crooks&Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/trump-fires-staffer-alleged-facebook-posts

[underpants]

1. Yeah that Nutbag guy I fired him. It's my catch phrase

YOU'RE FIRED!! I do it all the time. People beg to get hired by me mostly, I would think, simply so they be fired by me. Who wouldn't want to get fired by me? It's geat. It's the best.

Now about Ovama being a Nazi Appeaser. It's true. He can time travel.

[skip fox]

2. Trump is saying:

"I even take the best dumps. . . . They're fantastic!!"

[skip fox]

3. Trump is saying:

"I've spent more on my hair than most millionaires on their yachts."

[skip fox]

4. Trump is saying:

"Listen closely: I'm not a rapist. . . . Got that, NOT a rapist! . . . But if I had been a rapist, I'd have been a great one. . . . I'd have been the greatest rapist ever!"