Man upgrades to Windows 10 – it shows his wife his entire porn collection

[Little Tich]

Source: Metro UK

A man woke up to his wife asking why his computer was showing off a slideshow of eye-wateringly hard porn, after he upgraded to Windows 10.

He claims he upgraded to Windows 10 late at night, then woke up to his wife goggling at a screensaver of distinctly fruity images.

Writing on Reddit under the username FalloutBoS, he said, ‘Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view.

‘I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.’

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/03/man-upgrades-to-windows-10-it-shows-his-wife-his-entire-porn-collection-5324588/

Note: Too funny not to post...

[Kingofalldems]

1. I am going to link your post over to Computer Help if you don't mind.

I have an OP over there asking for advice as to should I install Windows 10. I now have the answer.

[Little Tich]

3. Link away! n/t

[pinboy3niner]

2. Damn, I'd better cancel my reservation!

[jberryhill]

4. Well I hope they gained an opportunity to discuss

[awoke_in_2003]

39. I somehow think

"discussion" is not the right word

[Binkie The Clown]

5. Silly man. He should know better than to have...

...a wife.

[RoccoR5955]

6. Typical Windoze user

The type that thinks that he knows it all, and when it comes down to it, just installs the OS without going through all the crap about it that is on the web. (In other words, he didn't RTFM).

I see this all the time, as a PC tech for the past 25 years!

[1StrongBlackMan]

7. I "up-graded" to 10 and am still trying to figure it out ...

I have yet to down the tutorial; but damn ... I still can't figure out how to have two windows open at the same time and my favorites are all cock-eyed!

[pipoman]

10. So yours is displaying your porn too?

[pinboy3niner]

17. :)

[1StrongBlackMan]

30. Shhh ... er, Nooo! n/t

[packman]

8. Should have stuck to kitty photos like I told him

Some people just don't listen.

[villager]

13. Sounds like they *were* "kitty" photos...

...so to speak.

[SoapBox]

20. ...

[hifiguy]

42. Now THAT deserves a Pinkie Pie rimshot if anything does

This is absolutely the funniest thread of the day.

[Agschmid]

9. Lol.

[Egnever]

11. Should read man is too stupid to hide his porn...

and then is surprised when people see it.

For this to happen he had to have had his porn in his pictures folder or previously linked his porn to his pictures folder. Pretty stupid place to put your porn if you don't want someone to find it when looking at your computer.

[Juicy_Bellows]

12. Haha!

Yes, make a sub folder inside your pictures directory called porn and put all yer stuff in there. This guy, what an amateur. Cheers!

[awoke_in_2003]

40. No

You make a folder in the systems folder, where no one looks.

[Snobblevitch]

41. I wouldn't name the directory porn.

[KittyWampus]

44. right, it should be "pron".

[WillowTree]

14. Tangled webs.......Tangled webs.......

[chknltl]

15. Those damned porn hackers!

There should be a law about hacking into someone's computer and posting porn links like that!

[Wounded Bear]

16. Whew, good thing I'm not married....

[pinboy3niner]

19. Indeed! So only we hackers can see your porn file.

But it's really pretty dull, man. You definitely need to get out more.

[Wounded Bear]

23. Well, I am an old guy, you know...

The really good stuff might stress my heart.

[pinboy3niner]

27. Gives a whole new meaning to Safe Sex

[Wounded Bear]

28. Ain't it the truth?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

18. I'll never forget helping an IT friend re-cable a network...

It was the weekend so we unplugged EVERYTHING and laid the cords out flat in the hallway (several hundred) and rerouted them all nice and neat through the frames into labeled cables. Everything was going okay when his cell rang. It was the president of the company in a panic over his office computer. He had set it up for remote access over the weekend and couldn't connect. We dropped everything and identified his first for re-cabling and hooked it into the DSL. Then we told him he was all set to go. Next thing we know the guy is uploading files to his office computer to update his collection of girl on dog pictures (Or dog on girl, we just saw file names go by on the server logs.)

Needless to say, we could honestly say it was a ruff day.

[Art_from_Ark]

21. Some things just can't wait

[pinboy3niner]

22. Good thing you were able to Retriever his connection quickly!

You don't want to come between a man and his best friend.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

24. Wouldn't want to hear him whine about it.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

31. Man's best friend...

Only time I ever accidentally stumbled across porn while trying to help someone with a computer problem was a young lady in one of my college classes who had lost a number of files and needed them undeleted. One of the ones that popped up was also a pic of a young lady and her obviously very male canine best friend... I was very quickly told that someone had sent it to her in an email as a 'joke'. Amazing how much porn is sent unsolicited...

[LuvLoogie]

25. What comes from the cloud stays in the cloud

Don't store your porn! There's always more! Humans are randy beasts and like to show off....

[DonCoquixote]

26. or

you just get yourself a terabyte external portable drive and connect and disconnect . You never leave anything connected that you do not want someone to reconnect.

[hobbit709]

29. Anyone that keeps anything they don't want others to see on a computer

is far from the brightest bulb on the tree.

[MineralMan]

32. Shared instantly on Facebook...

Thanks, Microsoft!

[Initech]

33. "Cortana, please put a password on the folder marked 'Spank Bank'..."

[Eleanors38]

34. She shouldn't Google "facial."

[Bad Thoughts]

35. Who can afford to put questionable stuff on their computer?

I am always surprised that people think that their computers are places to keep their dark thoughts secrets when they are really windows on our private lives.

That said, I've already been burned by question, though less salacious, products. My son went to numerous free video game website. The result was a computer overwhelmed by malware, etc. I had to wipe everything and start anew. This happened while I was working on my taxes, just adding to the stress: our finances may have been completely compromised (luckily, there isn't much to take).

[Xithras]

36. Hilarious, but that's been in place since Windows 8

The Photos virtual folder is an aggregation of all photos found on the entire computer. It provides the owner with a single place to view all of their image files. The default screen saver for Windows, starting with Windows 8, is the photo slideshow. You can probably guess the default it pulls its source images from.

My wife's classroom aide found out that her fiancee was cheating almost the same way. He "hid" a folder with some nudes of a girl he was cheating with on his computer. The Photos tile on the Windows 8 desktop shows random photos from the folder as its tile background. Even though he'd hidden the folder, Windows 8 found it and included the images into the Photos virtual folder. When she sat down on her fiancees computer and opened his Start screen, the Photos tile was showing a pic of her fiancee and the girl he was cheating with. She clicked it and found a lot more.

No more fiancee.

[Xyzse]

37. ROFLMAO

Sounds like fun.

[awoke_in_2003]

38. Another reason to Think Different

[Orrex]

49. Sure.

[hifiguy]

43. I predict a run on Linux once this makes its way

around the Intertubes.

[KittyWampus]

45. for some, this is not a flaw or bug… it's a feature.

most excellent thread.

[ucrdem]

46. Do More with Windows 10 Inch

. . . personal edition

[Glassunion]

47. On all my work computers, I keep a folder called "Not Porn" in my pictures.

I place one picture in the folder.

I then track access to who looks at it. I swear, it's like any time I have our support team look at it, the first place they look is in my pictures folders and then there. Because, yes, the reason I can print is because of what's in my pictures folder.

BTW... Here is the picture I place in the folder:

[Xipe Totec]

48. Windows 10 - The Peeper Edition. nt