"Three shots to the groin? . . . In Texas that's a warning." . . . Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!!

[skip fox]

Rick ("What's a safety?&quot Perry is saying: "Many of my colleagues are making outrageous statements to make the debate, but not me. . . . So you can believe me when I say, only people carrying a weapon should be allowed to vote. . . . After all, how can you vote on The Constitution and those empowered to carry it out if you aren't willing to exercise your primary Civil Rights? . . . I'm not just saying that for effect and to appeal to the base. . . . It makes total sense."

[skip fox]

1. "I want to know just what's so wrong with bullies, anyway.

Hell, without bullies we wouldn't have known who the punks were in high-school. . . . Without bullies there'd be less afterschool entertainment as some squash gets his head pounded in. . . . Without bullies, some emergency personnel will be have to be laid off! . . . Geez. . . . Bullies are like our heroes!"

[Ino]

2. I came to the debate...

but I forgot my glasses! I'm going home now, as I can't think without them.

[MoonRiver]

4. Cause they are his "smart" glasses.

[Thor_MN]

3. I learned in the last debate, there's 7 things you have to remember.

What? He's given up on the "Glasses make me look smart.."?

[skip fox]

5. "No, wait. Give me just a second.

I know this one like the back of my hand. . . . What is it? . . . Ah Department of Nutrition? . . . No. . . . Wait. . . Department of Transcription? . . . No, that's not it. . . Wait! . . ."