Slow DU Friday night, but I can't help feeling the admins are doing this on tortoise

[pinboy3niner]

The bastards!

[Princess Turandot]

1. Do not despair. This too shell pass. nt

[pinboy3niner]

4. I had a feeling...

...that I wasn't the only one who was bored tonight.

Thanks for nothing, Skinner, EarlG and Elad!

Ducking my head in...

[joshcryer]

8. I'm board, too.

Wood like to fall asleep.

[pinboy3niner]

9. I tried, but apparently it's against my grain

[joshcryer]

10. Knot another pun thread!

Mahogany's (my knees) are killing me so I'm going to try to sleep now.

[pinboy3niner]

11. How can you sleep with what's happening in LIBYA??

I hope you're proud of yourself!!!

[elleng]

2. Always closes down 4:00+ a.m. for a while, +

people watching FULL BLUE MOON + vacations.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Yeah, that's always Skinner's excuse

I'm not buying it.

[pinboy3niner]

5. I'm going to milk this threaqd 'til the cows come home

And besides, tortoise puns are few and run out quick. We need cows to raise the steaks.

[LeftofObama]

6. What is your beef with cows?

[pinboy3niner]

7. No beef. Somehow they just mooove me.

[msanthrope]

12. What a load of bull....nt

[pinboy3niner]

13. "To err is hunan; to forgive, bovine."

--Elsie

[msanthrope]

14. You can keep it up 'til the cows come home, can't you? nt

[pinboy3niner]

15. How do I love you? Let me count the wheys...

[msanthrope]

16. Yogurt me pretty horny with all that poetry......nt

[pinboy3niner]

17. I had a haunch you'd react like that

[msanthrope]

18. Pretty confident you're in your prime, aren't you? nt

[pinboy3niner]

20. I'm strictly ground beef, with aspirations to make prime cut

Honestly, I'd be lucky to make Choice.

[msanthrope]

21. I have no doubt your loin is still Choice. nt

[pinboy3niner]

23. At my age, my loins ain't what they used to be

But thanks for the nice sentiment.

[msanthrope]

24. Remember, the largest sexual organ is the brain....and you demonstrate....a pretty big brain....

Have a great day....I'm off to the salt mines.

[pinboy3niner]

26. Thankyou. I'm now going to try to work that into a new pickup line.

I think I'm gonna get lucky!

[LeftofObama]

25. We should keep milking this thread for all of the udderly rediculous puns we can get.

[olddots]

19. Of it wasn't for this woody I'd be board .

[pinboy3niner]

22. the sdmins allow you to stick around only because you have fiber

That could change.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Well, I wouldn't terrapin them a new one over it.