Wisconsin Man (for a change) shoots at aliens...

[Archae]

Well, he thought so...

Wisconsin man arrested for shooting at street lights

WISCONSIN RAPIDS, Wis. (AP) — Police have arrested a Wisconsin Rapids man after he allegedly fired his gun at street lights, saying he was protecting the universe from aliens.

WAOW-TV reports that police in Wisconsin Rapids found the 36-year-old man after a 911 caller reported someone was shooting at street lights early Wednesday morning.

Lt. Kevin Schwartz told the television station that the man was carrying a concealed 9-mm handgun and acknowledged he was shooting at the lights, saying he was an alien and he was protecting the universe from other aliens.

Swartz said the man wasn’t a very good shot since he didn’t hit a single light.

The man was jailed on suspicion of endangering safety with a firearm and possession of drug paraphernalia.

http://wbay.com/2015/07/31/wisconsin-man-arrested-for-shooting-at-street-lights/

[BlueJazz]

1. "the man wasn’t a very good shot since he didn’t hit a single light."

The Aliens are not too worried about his ass.

[irisblue]

6. !

[Electric Monk]

2. Un-specified drug paraphernelia. Hmm, I'll go out on a limb and guess it was a Meth Pipe. Do I win?

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/methamphetamine/what-are-long-term-effects-methamphetamine-abuse

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/38590-Meth-psychosis-stories-you-know-you-have-one

[pinboy3niner]

3. In fairness, Wayne deserves a chance to relax and unwind after a hard Monday and Tuesday at NRA HQ

[RKP5637]

4. Republican presidential hopeful candidate, sign him up! n/t

[world wide wally]

5. Wonder how they knew he was shooting at street lights if he didn't hit any

[pinboy3niner]

7. We may have failed this time, but he's still on our Probe List

Silly Earthling!