We received a totally unsolicited Ben Carson Campaign Packet in the mail

[Siwsan]

Complete with bumper sticker and request for a contribution. Fortunately they included a postage paid return envelope for that contribution so I'm going to stuff as much of that packet as I can back into the envelope, include a terse note, and mail it back to them.

[brewens]

1. Tape it to a freakin" brick! Just kidding. I tried that once and the mailman won't take it. n/t

[Person 2713]

2. Eeewww now your mail box has been slimed

I would think that would not be a random bulk mail so howdya get on his sucker list?

[Siwsan]

3. I have no idea how we ended up on that mailing list

I do have a couple of right wing cousins who abhor my politics, so maybe they are responsible for us getting on that list. I can assure you that Carson's campaign will be in no doubt that they are wasting resources.

[Nay]

6. Sometimes campaigners just mail to everyone in certain zip codes because those

zips are predominantly D or R. We get Pub junk too for that reason.

[Jamastiene]

4. Well done.

That's what we do here at my house too. If they send more than one, they all get done that way.

[davidpdx]

5. Got some unused batteries

Tape them to the inside of the envelope three on each side for starters so it stays even.