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From radio WINY
FROM THE NEWSROOM: STRATFORD, Conn. (AP) An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.
Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg's home.
Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house.
Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5.
He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.
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No pictures, thankfully!
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daleanime
(17,796 posts)quizzle
(44 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)The old coot must be a retired knight of the Order.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Petrushka
(3,709 posts)First reply too.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #2)
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grasswire
(50,130 posts)Clever, clever!
Monk06
(7,675 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)No one else has mentioned him but I
Monk06
(7,675 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)nolabear
(41,986 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)daleanime
(17,796 posts)it's where you plant it.
IcyPeas
(21,889 posts)[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,208 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)"Stay out the Bushes".
lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)Nah. Not really.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Warpy
(111,276 posts)If I remember the "raping the umbrella hole in the family picnic table" story, he was nekkid. Also the guy caught pleasuring pumpkins out in somebody else's field.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)How, exactly, does one pleasure a pumpkin?
Warpy
(111,276 posts)Sheesh, I have to tell you people everything.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Can you not appreciate poetry when you read it? Ballads should be written about pumpkin pleasure.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Response to jberryhill (Reply #15)
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JEB
(4,748 posts)abakan
(1,819 posts)"That shrub was coming on to me."
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)abakan
(1,819 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6519329
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)Because, as God is my Witness, if I had known...yada, yada, yada...
HFRN
(1,469 posts)restorefreedom
(12,655 posts)Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)restorefreedom
(12,655 posts)would have skipped the shrubbery.
howard wolowitz, on the other hand......
Freddie
(9,267 posts)dembotoz
(16,808 posts)gotta admit i admire his imagination
Wonder if he writes for syfy network
just doing research new movie
Evergreen, ever sexy
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)You know the one... where the girls are standing with razors and trimmed (into different shapes) bushes are covering their crotch areas
grasswire
(50,130 posts)I'm very glad I have missed those ads.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)and
eecchhhhhhhh
but good pun.
Princess Turandot
(4,787 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)it's Conn.
Owl
(3,642 posts)Owl
(3,642 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)They're a very fertile family, they are.
daleanime
(17,796 posts)moonandsixpence.
(59 posts)So sue him!
Jack-o-Lantern
(967 posts)for treatment or guardianship.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)That was my first thought, too. Poor old guy.
niyad
(113,344 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)Man, that pic doesn't even need a caption! The look on this guy's face says it ALL.
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)malokvale77
(4,879 posts)$10,000 bond? Who the hell was hurt so grievously?
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)malokvale77
(4,879 posts)It might have enjoyed it.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Push, push, in the bush!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Adrahil
(13,340 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I would strongly suspect my old boss, except a) he's well under 80, and b) he moved to nearby Trumbull a few years ago.
Agnosticsherbet
(11,619 posts)HFRN
(1,469 posts)and had been known to be solicitous with bees and hummingbirds
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)Historic NY
(37,451 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)O'Reilly will have him on next week claiming he wants to marry it.
fadedrose
(10,044 posts)Maybe it reminds him of a long dead loved wife (or girlfriend, or boyfriend, who knows...)
Maybe it was a dogwood , or a bear-y bush, good it wasn't a cherry tree; he could have hurt himself....
Initech
(100,081 posts)betsuni
(25,538 posts)oasis
(49,389 posts)"Romancing the Stone".
Zorra
(27,670 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)He might just get off.
grasswire
(50,130 posts)ten stars for you!!
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)raccoon
(31,111 posts)hunter
(38,317 posts)"Dirty Old Man" is sometimes an actual medical condition.
Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)WTF?
That's just nuts, no matter if he was 21, 41 or 81. But even more so that he's 81. The whole thing is where we lost our way in a sense, where it used to be cops would kind of just have a talk with you and shit would stop.
Now, it's big fines, big bonds and making sure the town keeps raking in the cash.
insanity all aroud
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Thanks for all the Monty Python references, though.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Guy was sporting some wood and had to do something with it so he junipered the nearest thing.
Conifer to my place some time and I'll show you how it's done.
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