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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what critics are calling a desperate attempt to draw the medias attention away from Donald Trump, the other fifteen candidates for the Republican nomination have released a joint sex tape.
The tape, including such luminaries as former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, Texas senator Ted Cruz, former Florida governor Jeb Bush, and New Jersey governor Chris Christie, appeared briefly on major news Web sites before an avalanche of viewer revulsion demanded it be taken down.
According to Carol Foyler, a viewer who happened to catch the tape during its brief appearance on the CNN Web site, the video contained images I may never be able to get out of my mind.
I couldnt believe that these people would participate in such a thing, she said. Except maybe Santorum.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-bid-to-take-attention-from-trump-other-fifteen-hopefuls-release-joint-sex-tape
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Every word of that has given me fits of laughter - and more mental pictures that need to be surgically scrubbed from my brain by a brain surgeon.
irisblue
(32,980 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)For the win!