Pat Robertson disappointed in God (not doing enough smiting)

[yellowcanine]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/pat-robertson-im-not-sure-why-god-didnt-smite-supreme-court-justices-for-legalizing-abortion/

Pat is working his ass off for GAWD and GAWD isn't keeping up his end of the bargain, smiting wise.



Nice color/pattern combination on the coat and tie, Pat. Matches your skin pallor.

[onecaliberal]

1. He should thank his lucky stars.

If God were smiting, it would be fuckers like him who would be the recipients.

[TexasProgresive]

2. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[tanyev]

3. That's why the zealots always have to step up to the plate and show God how it's done.

[Arugula Latte]

4. ...

Yahweh the invisible sky deity
Turned out to be a bit of a dud
Sitting on his lazy omnipotent ass
He needs to send a plague or a flood
Dear Lord, get off your keister
And start smiting the Supremes
Pat wants to see them suffer
And hear their liberal screams.

[Vinca]

5. Yike! That looks like a movie poster for a horror film.

[spanone]

6. that picture says it all. he's out of his fucking mind.

[DFW]

7. Message to Pat from God

"Hey, Pat? God here. Look, you know that bit in that book you keep quoting that says I love all my children? It means I'm trying to keep the smiting down to a bare minimum, and you aren't helping things by saying you have a better idea than I do as to whom I'm supposed to smite. So shut yer fucking trap, and I'll decide whom to smite and whom not to smite, and while we're on the subject, don't think you're immune. Got that? Stop trying to take my job. One of my former angels tried that a while back, and it didn't turn out so well for him."

[Rex]

8. .